Important world cup info for the girls
09 June 2010, 11:44 PM
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Important world cup info for the girls
As the world cup is only two days away i thought it might be beneficial to us fella's to clear this up now to prevent unnecessary interruptions from the missus during the games..
WOMEN PLEASE READ
This will help u enjoy the world cup...The Offside Rule. For Men; When a player receives the ball and is nearer to the goal than the second last opponent and the ball at the time it is released. Although not strictly an offence to just be stood there, it is deemed an offence if the player interferes with play, an opponent or gains any sort of advantage from being in that position. For Women;When the man puts his flag up.
THE OFFSIDE RULE FOR WOMEN
Imagine u r in Primark, queueing in single file, the girl in front of u doesn't have her purse, to ur dismay u then realise u dont have yours. A solution is that ur friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to u, u cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you...
once the purse has been thrown u can quickly dodge the lass infront then confront the girl on the desk. Thats right girls, OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE U UNDERSTAND, NOW DONT INTERRUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING STUPID F*****G QUESTIONS!
WOMEN PLEASE READ
This will help u enjoy the world cup...The Offside Rule. For Men; When a player receives the ball and is nearer to the goal than the second last opponent and the ball at the time it is released. Although not strictly an offence to just be stood there, it is deemed an offence if the player interferes with play, an opponent or gains any sort of advantage from being in that position. For Women;When the man puts his flag up.
THE OFFSIDE RULE FOR WOMEN
Imagine u r in Primark, queueing in single file, the girl in front of u doesn't have her purse, to ur dismay u then realise u dont have yours. A solution is that ur friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to u, u cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you...
once the purse has been thrown u can quickly dodge the lass infront then confront the girl on the desk. Thats right girls, OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE U UNDERSTAND, NOW DONT INTERRUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING STUPID F*****G QUESTIONS!
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