Who's bored with women whinging about their weight?
28 May 2010, 04:33 PM
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Who's bored with women whinging about their weight?
I am. Aren't there more important things in life to worry about? Like engines, football, beer and stuff?
28 May 2010, 04:36 PM
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When men 'apparently' like slim women with no cellulite and perfect bodies, it's not surprising we have a hang up about it, is there? I am not happy, but don't moan about it. Everyone could find something they hate about their bodies, even men. My husband hates his tummy. I think it's comfy 
28 May 2010, 05:00 PM
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I can kinda put up with my Mrs when she moans but it's when shes asks my opinion things go wrong. 
If I'm dishonest and tell her she's perfect, she calls me a liar. If I'm honest but sugarcoat it a little ('cos I'm nice like that) she knows I'm still not being 100% truthful so I don't get to dip my *****. If I'm 100% honest...
Now I'm not perfect and know I punch above my weight with my wife to be, so save the comments
If I'm dishonest and tell her she's perfect, she calls me a liar. If I'm honest but sugarcoat it a little ('cos I'm nice like that) she knows I'm still not being 100% truthful so I don't get to dip my *****. If I'm 100% honest...
Now I'm not perfect and know I punch above my weight with my wife to be, so save the comments
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28 May 2010, 05:41 PM
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My GF is intolerable regarding weight. She has a nice body, but complains she's too thin (She ain't) so starts eating loads. She then puts on a few pounds, and announces she's fat, so starts skipping meals. 
Bl00dy women.
Bl00dy women.
28 May 2010, 05:57 PM
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I got so pissed off with mine once i lost it and said
"For ****s sake, stop winging, it was not me who ate the ****ing cakes, it was you, nobody forced you to eat them"
Which kinda made things worse, so now i kinda just agree with whatever and let her get on with it.
It does bore my **** off though, almost constant weight waffle, when she was super skinny i hated it anyway, fecking bones and **** pointing out all over the shop, urrrrgh.
"For ****s sake, stop winging, it was not me who ate the ****ing cakes, it was you, nobody forced you to eat them"
Which kinda made things worse, so now i kinda just agree with whatever and let her get on with it.
It does bore my **** off though, almost constant weight waffle, when she was super skinny i hated it anyway, fecking bones and **** pointing out all over the shop, urrrrgh.
28 May 2010, 06:25 PM
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I agree, it is boring. I have never been out with a group of friends without at least one of them stating how many pounds they have lost/ gained that week or how they got on at Slimming World, very tedious.
I have to watch what I eat (well five days out of seven) and exercise regularly so I get the frustration of dieting etc, I just don't like it being a constant topic of conversation.
I have to watch what I eat (well five days out of seven) and exercise regularly so I get the frustration of dieting etc, I just don't like it being a constant topic of conversation.
28 May 2010, 06:29 PM
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28 May 2010, 09:09 PM
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When men 'apparently' like slim women with no cellulite and perfect bodies, it's not surprising we have a hang up about it, is there? I am not happy, but don't moan about it. Everyone could find something they hate about their bodies, even men. My husband hates his tummy. I think it's comfy
28 May 2010, 09:10 PM
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i love larger ladies and am not fussed by a bit of cellulite and so on. most men i talk to are the same, as long as the lady is nice doesn't have chin hair, smell like a donkey and look like a man that your be alright.
28 May 2010, 09:42 PM
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You show me a woman who doesn't look in the mirror and decide she's fat & unattractive lol!!!
Isn't it strange how no matter how us men look, we always know were walking sex gods, with wimmins just waiting to throw themselves at our feet
Mart
Isn't it strange how no matter how us men look, we always know were walking sex gods, with wimmins just waiting to throw themselves at our feet
Mart
28 May 2010, 10:09 PM
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When men 'apparently' like slim women with no cellulite and perfect bodies, it's not surprising we have a hang up about it, is there? I am not happy, but don't moan about it. Everyone could find something they hate about their bodies, even men. My husband hates his tummy. I think it's comfy
it's all us blokes fault. Of course 
I think some ladies do enough on their own to perpetuate this belief that every bloke wants to **** something that resembles a stick
Doesn't matter what size or shape any of the ladies I've dated have been, they are all as completely bat-**** crazy as the next when it comes to body image!
28 May 2010, 10:20 PM
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As an old mate of mine used to say: " if they got two legs, they got an an *** "
He wasn't american BTW, he just used to adopt the accent when he dropped his sayings.
He wasn't american BTW, he just used to adopt the accent when he dropped his sayings.
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