a lesson in self restraint...
29 March 2002, 09:08 AM
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The Cossie is sitting the garage. Its talking to me right now.
"thrash me."
"I cant!"
"GWARRRN you p ussy!, you know you want to. THRASH ME!"
"You know I cant. I want to but I cant. I have to wait a week."
"I am sitting here, my tyres have too much tread on them and my oil level is at maximum. I have a tankful of Optimax, I am gagging for a thrash, THRASH ME!"
"I'm not listening to you, I have to have willpower, I have to recover first."
"You know you want to."
"Shut up."
"thrash me."
"I cant!"
"GWARRRN you p ussy!, you know you want to. THRASH ME!"
"You know I cant. I want to but I cant. I have to wait a week."
"I am sitting here, my tyres have too much tread on them and my oil level is at maximum. I have a tankful of Optimax, I am gagging for a thrash, THRASH ME!"
"I'm not listening to you, I have to have willpower, I have to recover first."
"You know you want to."
"Shut up."
29 March 2002, 10:40 AM
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Glad to hear it went OK. Guess you were stressing for nothing eh ? 
Send the Cossie my way, I'll look after it for you.
Cheers
Ian
Send the Cossie my way, I'll look after it for you.
Cheers
Ian
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18 March 2007, 01:15 AM
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To quote a well known Faithless track, which I'm sure Astraboy can relate to .....
"Yes Yes, who got the key to my RS, we're going on a road test.
Hit the M4 and head west, forever impressed.
With the sound of my two-liter, we cover ground, engine singin' like Anita Baker.
And if I take a corner too quick you get sick, when I do my handbrake
trick, watch me ride, me broadside's wide like a battleship
Side slip, push, only hip, stick it in gear and get the gas uplift. It never failed to bring a grin to the limb.
Baby's equipped me and she gone clear. I got quick reduction on my understeer
I been fairly and squarely described as hairy. People say my baby is scary
Look, you pays your money and you takes your choice, I just love to hear my baby's voice.
She's my baby"
....."Yes Yes, who got the key to my RS, we're going on a road test.
Hit the M4 and head west, forever impressed.
With the sound of my two-liter, we cover ground, engine singin' like Anita Baker.
And if I take a corner too quick you get sick, when I do my handbrake
trick, watch me ride, me broadside's wide like a battleship
Side slip, push, only hip, stick it in gear and get the gas uplift. It never failed to bring a grin to the limb.
Baby's equipped me and she gone clear. I got quick reduction on my understeer
I been fairly and squarely described as hairy. People say my baby is scary
Look, you pays your money and you takes your choice, I just love to hear my baby's voice.
She's my baby"
18 March 2007, 02:16 AM
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18 March 2007, 02:18 AM
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i think i respect maxy jazz for having these sort of cars more than say jay-kay with all his supercars. more of a dedication think id say. think i would prefer to have a garage full of rare old skool productions in mint condition than loads of ferrari's and lambos.
18 March 2007, 08:38 AM
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i think i respect maxy jazz for having these sort of cars more than say jay-kay with all his supercars. more of a dedication think id say. think i would prefer to have a garage full of rare old skool productions in mint condition than loads of ferrari's and lambos.
18 March 2007, 01:15 PM
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fair point. think id have 1 copy of every turbocharges verion of the impreza built to date. loads of rally classics like the escorts, lancer deltas, audi quattro's etc. bit more raw than a modern supercar with all leather interior and more technology than bill gates mansion.
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18 March 2007, 04:27 PM
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fair point. think id have 1 copy of every turbocharges verion of the impreza built to date. loads of rally classics like the escorts, lancer deltas, audi quattro's etc. bit more raw than a modern supercar with all leather interior and more technology than bill gates mansion.
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And if, like them, you got invited to award ceremonies etc. Rather than turn up in a limo, I'd turn up in a grp B rally car (T16, S4 etc). Proper loud and in your face.
That would certainly get you noticed
He was in 1994, now he's a shadow of his former self.
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