f1_fan

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Oh dear. Glad I am not off to Glasto on the back of U2 playing there.

Today they have been replaced by Gorillaz - not exactly a great replacement frankly.

MattW

You would n't be because tickets sold out before the bands were announced.

dpb

Im sure your average youth wouldnt care/know after a couple of litres tesco own brand cider and 6 inches of mud round their collective hocks

GC8

Youth? Its full of the middle-aged!

cster

And they say that youth is wasted on the young

EddScott

Quite like Gorillaz askshully

Rather them then a bunch of Irish lads suffering from western world guilt.

The Zohan

+1

spider

iTrader: (1)

As always, The Daily Mash sums it up nicely!

Daily Mash - Glastonbury

The Zohan

"Meanwhile, I've got to find something to do with this 200ft wide backdrop of Bono blessing Pope Benedict. I suppose we could make it into a duvet cover for a blue whale that really likes The Joshua Tree. My God, can you imagine anything worse?"

U2 were forced to cancel after Bono ruptured his back while trying to reconcile his support for third world debt relief with his Cote D'Azur mansion and his army of highly skilled tax accountants.

ROTFLMAO

f1_fan

iTrader: (9)

Philistines!

The Zohan

Lets not turn this into a religious thing

Peanuts

iTrader: (15)

one good thing, at least loads of African children won't die during a Gorillaz gig, they don't keep clicking their fingers.


Bet its a fantastic show mind you, I have a DVD of their first album tour and its A1

Leslie

You mean discerning adults!

Les

Coffin Dodger

The middle aged will still be drinking plenty of cider though (And as much drugs as we can lay our hands on )

Not going this year but wish I was

belliott69

iTrader: (3)

i wish i was going now, i think u2 are one of the most over rated bands i can think of along with coldplay. miserable save the ****ing world **** heads.

mj

You could have dropped anyone into the top spot, and nobody would have really noticed. The glasto crowd will either be that mashed they don't care, or that far up thier own rectums you could put shakin stevens on, and they'd think it was cool.....cos, like, they were headlining...

unclebuck

"Obviously we're disappointed.....







.....Bono truly is a once in a generation bellend."



Yup

mj

It could have been worse, Mick Hucknall's at a loose end these days

EddScott

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9vAOzYz-Qs

Good cameo.

f1_fan

iTrader: (9)

Talking of bellends.... it's Unclebuck!

GC8

Bono really is a bell-end. There was a time when I loved U2, but that was nearly thirty years ago.....

MrJim

GOOD