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Old 21 April 2010, 09:14 PM
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My mothering law is looking for a man and has had no luck for 2 years!! shes 50, blonde has her own TEETH and drives a merc ( trying to convert her to the subaru). any way boys if you or you no any one 45 - 55 ish in the oxford, berkshire area fancys taking the mother in law out on a date pm me for a pic!!!
she doesnt smoke
drinks socially and pissed easily
slim and 5ft 3inch
Old 21 April 2010, 09:16 PM
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Mothering Law

FPMSL

Is that the same as Mothering Sunday?

That said, I could show her a very decent time
Old 21 April 2010, 09:39 PM
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Is she a squirter? Does she take it oop da ****?


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Have you suggested a threesome ?





But anyway , is she loaded ?
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Is she a squirter? Does she take it oop da ****?


pmsl
Old 21 April 2010, 10:33 PM
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She must look like pslewis
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i THINK WE NEED PICS grr caps
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Is she a squirter? Does she take it oop da ****?



ahhh yes......... one of life's charmers
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
Is she a squirter? Does she take it oop da ****?


LMAO
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Mothering?

Ps. the fact that she has told you she needs a new man = she wants YOU to ride her ****.
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Bigsinky would sort her out if you pay for her to get to Ireland
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GGILFs you just gotta luv em
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Originally Posted by Jamescsti
Bigsinky would sort her out if you pay for her to get to Ireland
any hole's a goal mate.
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Originally Posted by pete96wrx
My mothering law is looking for a man and has had no luck for 2 years!! shes 50, blonde has her own TEETH and drives a merc ( trying to convert her to the subaru). any way boys if you or you no any one 45 - 55 ish in the oxford, berkshire area fancys taking the mother in law out on a date pm me for a pic!!!
she doesnt smoke
drinks socially and pissed easily
slim and 5ft 3inch
Couldn't you use a bit of mothering then?

Les
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Originally Posted by pete96wrx
My mothering law is looking for a man and has had no luck for 2 years!! shes 50, blonde has her own TEETH and drives a merc ( trying to convert her to the subaru). any way boys if you or you no any one 45 - 55 ish in the oxford, berkshire area fancys taking the mother in law out on a date pm me for a pic!!!
she doesnt smoke
drinks socially and pissed easily
slim and 5ft 3inch

I do hope you are taking the ****
Old 22 April 2010, 11:13 AM
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Post up some pics.

If she's not a munter, and hasn't got a fanny like the Channel tunnel, I'll give her a good time. Make her feel young again.
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You boys, what ya like?!
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big **** n vodka babe, big **** n vodka
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Originally Posted by pete96wrx
My mothering law is looking for a man and has had no luck for 2 years!! shes 50, blonde has her own TEETH and drives a merc ( trying to convert her to the subaru). any way boys if you or you no any one 45 - 55 ish in the oxford, berkshire area fancys taking the mother in law out on a date pm me for a pic!!!
she doesnt smoke
drinks socially and pissed easily
slim and 5ft 3inch

Old 22 April 2010, 06:21 PM
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Agree, pics needed but

1) A-series or SLR?


2) A-series or SLR?


One question refers to the car and the other the mothering law
Old 22 April 2010, 06:55 PM
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Is she Stiffler's mom ?
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At that age, Stiffler's gran.

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