Embarassing Bodies
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God, I cant look but I cant look away, the bloke with the wonky ****, the girl with witches toes and the poor girl with "Tubular Breasts", never heard of them before, sounds more like Mike Oldfields unpopular second album !
Come on would you admit yours on here, in the doctors surgery if really embarassed or would you wait until there is a tv crew and a slightly weird doctor ?
Come on would you admit yours on here, in the doctors surgery if really embarassed or would you wait until there is a tv crew and a slightly weird doctor ?
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The wife is watching it and I can't look, I unfortunately saw the skanks toe nails being removed and nearly hurled. I heard them talking of wonky **** and the surgery and my knees went weak. Next week i'm wearing ear plugs so I can't hear it.
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Tube **** and skanky nails on a bird that never washes by the look of her..
Scummy bint wants to buy a bar of soap before she flaunts her quaver toes on Tv..
Bobby bent pecker was weird too,suprised he is getting any banging in to miss it..
Scummy bint wants to buy a bar of soap before she flaunts her quaver toes on Tv..
Bobby bent pecker was weird too,suprised he is getting any banging in to miss it..
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I had warts once, that was bad enough, what made it worse was J4CKOs mate always insisted on checking how they were doing occasionally and "Jesus, F*cking Ell Mate", one time he had a butchers in the toilets in a club and did his usual remarks and then acosted some poor sod in there to also inspect !
Had them burnt off by a nice Asian doctor who moddelled himself on Apu from the Simpsons.
I was never embarassed at the Docs, just when anyone female saw them and it went all Dragons Den, "Your **** looks like a Cauliflower, for that reason, im out"
Had them burnt off by a nice Asian doctor who moddelled himself on Apu from the Simpsons.
I was never embarassed at the Docs, just when anyone female saw them and it went all Dragons Den, "Your **** looks like a Cauliflower, for that reason, im out"
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I get a tiny bit of athletes foot (didn't notice) and it migrates into the bloodstream! One day it was mild itch (thought uhoh, better get some Dactarin - which I did). Next day my foot had inflated to the size of a large water melon!
I think she'd be an ideal candidate for "how clean is your house".
Skanky skanky skanky....
< visualise sucking her toes >
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How that filthy bint didn't get an infection in her foot is beyond me.
I get a tiny bit of athletes foot (didn't notice) and it migrates into the bloodstream! One day it was mild itch (thought uhoh, better get some Dactarin - which I did). Next day my foot had inflated to the size of a large water melon!
I think she'd be an ideal candidate for "how clean is your house".
Skanky skanky skanky....
< visualise sucking her toes >
I get a tiny bit of athletes foot (didn't notice) and it migrates into the bloodstream! One day it was mild itch (thought uhoh, better get some Dactarin - which I did). Next day my foot had inflated to the size of a large water melon!
I think she'd be an ideal candidate for "how clean is your house".
Skanky skanky skanky....
< visualise sucking her toes >
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That witch toe girl was a complete ming, look at the state of her other toes, dirt underneath them and wearing a dressing for 2 weeks! I don't even wear my boxer shorts for that long ffs!
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It was on just after the watershed, 'cos they were showing erections a few minutes after nine
As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!
Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)
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As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!
Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)
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It was on just after the watershed, 'cos they were showing erections a few minutes after nine
As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!
Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)
mb
As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!
Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)
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What I saw of it was too yuck to be fascinating.
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FFS, why are the men of Scoobynet watching it - it's a womans program. You just have to look at the adverts at halftime - all bodywashes, tampons and stuff. Women are evil I tells you - to enjoy stuff like they showed tonight.
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Just watched the video and wondered what all the harsh comments were about. I, erm realise now
Skanky fcukin' bitch. Toenail infection had the same dressing on for 6 months
And then after she jumped the que and had them operated on, she couldn't be bothered to change the dressing. Could anyone else tell even the Irish doc was disgusted with her. She looked a tramp but that kind of personal hygiene proves it
Skanky fcukin' bitch. Toenail infection had the same dressing on for 6 months
And then after she jumped the que and had them operated on, she couldn't be bothered to change the dressing. Could anyone else tell even the Irish doc was disgusted with her. She looked a tramp but that kind of personal hygiene proves it
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Oh My God!
I just watched the vid with that manky birds toes. My daughter, bless her, who has quite a good comprehension of the English language for a 2 1/2 year old, just said
''Er, that's disbusting, dirty lady''
I had to turn it off before I saw her weetabix in reverse.
Still, I know what I will be watching tonight.
I just watched the vid with that manky birds toes. My daughter, bless her, who has quite a good comprehension of the English language for a 2 1/2 year old, just said
''Er, that's disbusting, dirty lady''
I had to turn it off before I saw her weetabix in reverse.
Still, I know what I will be watching tonight.