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Old 03 February 2010, 09:47 PM
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God, I cant look but I cant look away, the bloke with the wonky ****, the girl with witches toes and the poor girl with "Tubular Breasts", never heard of them before, sounds more like Mike Oldfields unpopular second album !

Come on would you admit yours on here, in the doctors surgery if really embarassed or would you wait until there is a tv crew and a slightly weird doctor ?
Old 03 February 2010, 09:49 PM
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Did you see the job they did on that guys ***..... That surgery gave me chills.
Old 03 February 2010, 09:54 PM
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toe nails.............................thats girls a dirt bag!!!! sort it out love..you stink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 03 February 2010, 09:57 PM
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Yep, after all that she wears the same dressing, skanky tart !
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The wife is watching it and I can't look, I unfortunately saw the skanks toe nails being removed and nearly hurled. I heard them talking of wonky **** and the surgery and my knees went weak. Next week i'm wearing ear plugs so I can't hear it.


Would you chew the toenail for a grand, how much would you need
Old 03 February 2010, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Yep, after all that she wears the same dressing, skanky tart !
tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!!! she'll be on the next show again with the same problem.........

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Old 03 February 2010, 10:04 PM
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Tube **** and skanky nails on a bird that never washes by the look of her..

Scummy bint wants to buy a bar of soap before she flaunts her quaver toes on Tv..

Bobby bent pecker was weird too,suprised he is getting any banging in to miss it..
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In fact I am going to go on and whap my **** out in front of Doctor Pixie,

When she says, "What Appears to be the problem"

I will say "Nothing, its a beauty isnt it love !"
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be embarrassed enough going into the doctor with some of the stuff on there, let alone the telly!!!!!

especially getting the lil fella out............
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i'd give it a toe-job for a million pounds...........i'd be sick but 1 mills a mill....pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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It's been on in the background, and everytime I've looked up I could've been sick.

I think the programme has become more vile as it's gone on.

Still can't understand if they are that embarassed about going to see their doctor, how they can go on TV.
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I had warts once, that was bad enough, what made it worse was J4CKOs mate always insisted on checking how they were doing occasionally and "Jesus, F*cking Ell Mate", one time he had a butchers in the toilets in a club and did his usual remarks and then acosted some poor sod in there to also inspect !

Had them burnt off by a nice Asian doctor who moddelled himself on Apu from the Simpsons.

I was never embarassed at the Docs, just when anyone female saw them and it went all Dragons Den, "Your **** looks like a Cauliflower, for that reason, im out"

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Could she take a look at your memory?
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bet the skanky girl would change the dressing every hour if she realised here leg would drop off if it got infected.
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Originally Posted by my94wrx
bet the skanky girl would change the dressing every hour if she realised here leg would drop off if it got infected.
How that filthy bint didn't get an infection in her foot is beyond me.

I get a tiny bit of athletes foot (didn't notice) and it migrates into the bloodstream! One day it was mild itch (thought uhoh, better get some Dactarin - which I did). Next day my foot had inflated to the size of a large water melon!

I think she'd be an ideal candidate for "how clean is your house".

Skanky skanky skanky....

< visualise sucking her toes >
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
How that filthy bint didn't get an infection in her foot is beyond me.

I get a tiny bit of athletes foot (didn't notice) and it migrates into the bloodstream! One day it was mild itch (thought uhoh, better get some Dactarin - which I did). Next day my foot had inflated to the size of a large water melon!

I think she'd be an ideal candidate for "how clean is your house".

Skanky skanky skanky....

< visualise sucking her toes >
i think i would give sucking her toes a miss, just imagine what her ugg boots smelt like?
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What is everyone talking about? I am curious to know but feel if i do find out this will be a puuurrrrfect case of curiosity killed the cat.....?
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That witch toe girl was a complete ming, look at the state of her other toes, dirt underneath them and wearing a dressing for 2 weeks! I don't even wear my boxer shorts for that long ffs!
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
What is everyone talking about? I am curious to know but feel if i do find out this will be a puuurrrrfect case of curiosity killed the cat.....?
Embarassing Bodies, was on C4 at 8 tonight.

And yes, it would be.
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
Embarassing Bodies, was on C4 at 8 tonight.

And yes, it would be.
It's ghastly. Why on earth would they show their problems to all and sundry yet not go to their own GP in PRIVATE. Yuck

It was on in the background, while I was playing Mob Wars
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
Embarassing Bodies, was on C4 at 8 tonight.

And yes, it would be.
It was on just after the watershed, 'cos they were showing erections a few minutes after nine

As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!

Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)

mb
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Originally Posted by boomer
It was on just after the watershed, 'cos they were showing erections a few minutes after nine

As for peeling the skin back all the way on a *****, hacking lumps of skin from around nipples, ripping toe nails off and explaining the day-to-day use of colostomy bags - yuck but fascinating!

Enjoy Miss quaver toes here (warning, eat your supper first!)

mb
Oops, sorry, it used to be on at 8 , and it was fairly similar then. As said, was only on in the background.

What I saw of it was too yuck to be fascinating.
Old 04 February 2010, 05:57 AM
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FFS, why are the men of Scoobynet watching it - it's a womans program. You just have to look at the adverts at halftime - all bodywashes, tampons and stuff. Women are evil I tells you - to enjoy stuff like they showed tonight.
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Just watched the video and wondered what all the harsh comments were about. I, erm realise now

Skanky fcukin' bitch. Toenail infection had the same dressing on for 6 months

And then after she jumped the que and had them operated on, she couldn't be bothered to change the dressing. Could anyone else tell even the Irish doc was disgusted with her. She looked a tramp but that kind of personal hygiene proves it
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that toe nail was hangin, i just turned it back on as he pulled it off,

and the fellow with the bent nudger
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Oh My God!

I just watched the vid with that manky birds toes. My daughter, bless her, who has quite a good comprehension of the English language for a 2 1/2 year old, just said

''Er, that's disbusting, dirty lady''

I had to turn it off before I saw her weetabix in reverse.
Still, I know what I will be watching tonight.
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Couldn't bring myself to watch that programme. I would even prefer Top Gear to that!

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Originally Posted by **************
J4CKO there isn't enough money in Dubai to make me do that
So, $3.92 then.



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