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Old 04 January 2010, 04:09 AM
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1. Guy pours NOS soda into sportbike, 137 pages of hilarity ensue
Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com


2. Guy uses bolts for spacers; camber fail
VWvortex Forums: Week long tale of the Swagrabbit Cambermobile
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/...2ebba8f7_b.jpg


3. Guy installs coilovers backwards in a Miata, names thread appropriately
I made out with my own mom - Miata Turbo Forum - Home of the turbo Mazda Miata.


4. Guy puts brake fluid, then cleaner in engine
My motor is making some strange noises - LT1 - Htownracing - Home of Houston's Fastest Street Cars


For the other 5, click here
Old 04 January 2010, 12:41 PM
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Very Funny
Old 04 January 2010, 12:56 PM
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The funniest thread I read last year was the guy who carried a Pee bottle around with him. Went for a meal with a girl he fancied, then ended up p!ssing and sh!tting all over her bathroom.

Funny as F00k.
Old 04 January 2010, 01:18 PM
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Interesting stuff, murder whilst stripping and selling a car?!?
Old 04 January 2010, 01:35 PM
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holy crap, wonder if there's anyone on here like on that miata forum, and matey with the bike chain, what was he thinking. loved the camber on the vw how did it go round corners.
Old 04 January 2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
The funniest thread I read last year was the guy who carried a Pee bottle around with him. Went for a meal with a girl he fancied, then ended up p!ssing and sh!tting all over her bathroom.

Funny as F00k.
Link?!
Old 04 January 2010, 01:54 PM
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What about the (American) bloke who changed the oil in his car and thought he'd clean it so squirted a hose down the oil filler at the top of the engine
Old 04 January 2010, 02:22 PM
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PMSL. I will have a laugh reading a few later on
Old 04 January 2010, 02:39 PM
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not an auto fail, but remember the guy who detailed his dyson, because he was bored !!! (also before 2009- doh )
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Old 04 January 2010, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by WRX_Dazza
not an auto fail, but remember the guy who detailed his dyson, because he was bored !!! (also before 2009- doh )
Animal Detail... - Detailing World
i cannot stress how funny i found this. I suspected it was a **** take, this was then confirmed when i saw the pics in the car park. Truely hilarious
Old 04 January 2010, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Link?!
Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

There was a few other ones I would add to the list, like that bloke who locked the fox in his garage thinking it was a dog. Or the bloke off pug forum who bolted his K&N filter to the standard air filter.

There was also that bloke who cut his alloy wheel off when the bolts seized.
Old 04 January 2010, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
i cannot stress how funny i found this. I suspected it was a **** take, this was then confirmed when i saw the pics in the car park. Truely hilarious
Perhaps, but its the **** clown who spent half a lifetime 'detailing' a new Astra Nurburgring. My response at the time was: 'do you think he has ever kissed a girl?'
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That astra was a bit OCD

I couldn't believe the wax he used



The wax used today came from a £10,000 Daniel Swarovski Ltd Edition one made especially for Paul and elite customers of Pauls that would so wish to purchase one..... It has been commisioned by Swarovski and the box is a work of art......
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oh my god that pee bottle one is immense, i was trying to read it too my wife but she couldn't understand me because i was crying with laughter so much.
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My god there are some nutters on some of these threads, you could spend days reading all the pages.
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worst one visually is the fingers. The murder story on the miata site... i mean miata owners kill people?? LOL
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Some really quailty fails there, but.......






...Where's the one of the guy who poured sand in his intake with the engine running to flow his heads?
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