I do wonder if we can work out who did this this morning (clue it wasn't me but it was someone on this BBS!!).

 

Not another one getting chased by a golf club wielding irate viking lass

 

Waht a bloody silly place to put it !

 

LOL The other week, my wife reversed off the drive into the car parked opposite.

Sadly, we and the neighbour opposite to not get along at all and I had to go over and come clean. No one saw it happen but I thought best to say because she can be a nasty piece.

She comes to the door all po-faced and I have to be nice and apologise. We agreed £40 to get it fixed which was a bit of a blag on her part but I really couldn't have it dragging on any longer and be in the cows pocket.

Or another highly amusing incident.

I was with my daughter and brother in law in Tesco and we parked. My golf is 2 door and quite heavy doors for a 7 year old. The wind was up and when we got back to the car, the wind caught the door as she opened it and hit the wing mirror of the car next to us, knocking the cover off.

I picked it up, exmained it for damage and it was fine, put the cover back on the mirror, gave it a firm tap to clip back on and no evidence of the deed could be seen.

We got in the car and as we drove away my bro in law says "I'm surprised he didn't say anything" "Who" I replied. "The chap sat in the passenger seat of that car"

 

Don't know what you are on about Trout, I missed the lampost and the tree!

Good one Ed.

Les

 

C'mon Les - it is a simple question. Someone on this BBS reversed into a bin this morning and we have to guess who it is! It is no-one on this thread, yet!

 

I know. It's the same person that's been on the phone to the council to complain about the work on their house, only to phone them again this morning to complain about the bin man?

 

 

My wife - at various times, the wheelie bin, the recycling box and reversed into a car opposite.

And yes I had to sort it out as apparently it was not her fault it's theirs for where they left the car/bin/box.

 

I actually do want to hit my neighbours Golf, but I reverse into the drive instead.....

LOL

dunx#

 

I was metaphorically pulling your pisser, although you can be sure I would not really do that!

Les

 

It was evening actually

 

That should polish out fine

 

Your car dos'nt look to badly damaged, did the bin survive the impact ok?

 

The bin was empty so it went flying, bit like a football

The pain is cracked on my bumper so i may have to get a new one

 

Pain, crack and bumper

 

Not a good mix i agree