It's not officially Christmas time
27 November 2009, 10:45 PM
#6
R.I.P.
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 7,036
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The original and best 
You do realise that every fairy light you switch on you kill a Polar Bear! We'll all be living in mud huts and paying more tax to compensate your shocking waste of electricity, you bast ard 
Trending Topics
27 November 2009, 10:51 PM
#8
Scooby Regular
27 November 2009, 10:56 PM
#9
Sod the flashing reindeer, they are so last year
Most of you know what mrs swiss is like
and over the last few years you have been treated to a spectacle which invokes the usual" oh my ****ing eyes !!! "
Well she went out shopping today whilst I was at work for :
A small halogen bulb for inside
a bit of snow spray and some duck tape
What did she come back with after spending the average GDA of a small country but :
All of the above plus a candle arch, xmas tree rope lights, enough snow blankets to cover lapland and followed that up with a huge Santa stop Here sign which lights up, more xmas lights and to top it all, one of these
It even bloody moves
27 November 2009, 11:27 PM
#16
SN Fairy Godmother
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Far Away
Posts: 35,246
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I'm spending so much time shopping, have no time for anything else. Loving it
27 November 2009, 11:41 PM
#18
R.I.P.
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 7,036
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
However if you pay a little more tax the government will insure that the sea levels won't rise any further and send some ice cubes to the north pole, together we can beat Swiss and his plan to flood the world!
27 November 2009, 11:46 PM
#19
If the government put our taxes up any more the only thing they'll have ensured is that we've all starved by christmas......
......might inadvertantly save the polar bears though!!
......might inadvertantly save the polar bears though!!
27 November 2009, 11:52 PM
#21
SN Fairy Godmother
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Far Far Away
Posts: 35,246
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
28 November 2009, 02:38 AM
#23
R.I.P.
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 7,036
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
28 November 2009, 05:41 AM
#24
BANNED
When you go to the loft to get the tree and decorations. And then trying to
untangle the fecking fairy lights, even though you thought you put em away
neat and tidy in January, and find that basterd bulb that has fused
untangle the fecking fairy lights, even though you thought you put em away
neat and tidy in January, and find that basterd bulb that has fused
28 November 2009, 09:30 AM
#25
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Nov 1998
Posts: 11,905
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
28 November 2009, 10:08 AM
#26
Twatful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Grew up and don't drive Scoobs anymore!
Posts: 9,050
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Let us not forget the true meaning of Christmas.
Happy Birthday Dear Jesus
(edited by web team - bypass swear filter)
Happy Birthday Dear Jesus
(edited by web team - bypass swear filter)
Last edited by Kieran_Burns; 28 November 2009 at 12:01 PM.
28 November 2009, 10:29 AM
#27
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Never mind Swiss, all that show you put on might slow the cars up a bit down your road.
Those members of the RAF who don't go flying are officially known as penguins!
Les
(edited by web team - removed quoted text)
Last edited by Kieran_Burns; 28 November 2009 at 12:02 PM.
28 November 2009, 01:06 PM
#29
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: in a place where there lots of rocks to chuck at feejits
Posts: 1,854
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Sod the flashing reindeer, they are so last year
Most of you know what mrs swiss is like and over the last few years you have been treated to a spectacle which invokes the usual
" oh my ****ing eyes !!! "
Well she went out shopping today whilst I was at work for :
A small halogen bulb for inside
a bit of snow spray and some duck tape
What did she come back with after spending the average GDA of a small country but :
All of the above plus a candle arch, xmas tree rope lights, enough snow blankets to cover lapland and followed that up with a huge Santa stop Here sign which lights up, more xmas lights and to top it all, one of these
It even bloody moves
Most of you know what mrs swiss is like
and over the last few years you have been treated to a spectacle which invokes the usual" oh my ****ing eyes !!! "
Well she went out shopping today whilst I was at work for :
A small halogen bulb for inside
a bit of snow spray and some duck tape
What did she come back with after spending the average GDA of a small country but :
All of the above plus a candle arch, xmas tree rope lights, enough snow blankets to cover lapland and followed that up with a huge Santa stop Here sign which lights up, more xmas lights and to top it all, one of these
It even bloody moves
Bloody Charvers
28 November 2009, 01:19 PM
#30
R.I.P.
Thread Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 7,036
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts