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Old 26 November 2009, 10:58 AM
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They were complaining about her on GMTV about being lowered onto the seat by two people to prevent her dress being creased. Something to do with her diva attitude.

I didn't really read it as I was staring at her breasts.
Old 26 November 2009, 11:03 AM
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I'd bang her
Old 26 November 2009, 11:03 AM
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She's a moron like the rest of them. Supposidly the most successful female artist of all time and yet she mimed on x-factor on Sunday......oh, yeah, really skillfull artist

I'd still root her silly though
Old 26 November 2009, 11:04 AM
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Big Baps.

I wonder if any other viewers are picturing her and Holly Willoughby going for it?

Oh, sorry. Just me then.
Old 26 November 2009, 11:08 AM
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apparently her entourage outnumbered the gmtv crew and she brought her own bog roll !!!!

She'd still get it till she couldn't walk right

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Old 26 November 2009, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
apparently she brought her own bog roll !!!!
That's just unproven tittle-tattle.

Everyone knows she employs a team of dwarves to lick her **** clean.
Old 26 November 2009, 11:25 AM
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Diva x10. What happens when un-educated morons get money. Employing someone to stir her tea. Demanding dressing rooms be painted a certain colour, just for her to sit in for 5 mins.

Saying that, as long as she didn't talk to me or start singing, I'd certainly **** her
Old 26 November 2009, 11:34 AM
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Meh, she can diva it up all she wants and make out like she's something special.

However, I bet she still pulls the same funny face that every other burd does when you shoot gooo in her eye
Old 26 November 2009, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbo2
Big Baps.

I wonder if any other viewers are picturing her and Holly Willoughby going for it?

Oh, sorry. Just me then.
Cheers, now, now I'm thinking the same.....

Old 26 November 2009, 01:06 PM
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apparently she has exceptional large feet - grotesquely large in fact, hence you will never see a picture of them or shown on TV

I haven’t a foot fetish btw – old school t1ts and **** for me

Actually scrap that – I should have done some basic research, they are pictured on the web – but do look quite big

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Old 26 November 2009, 01:08 PM
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That bit at the end... miming the high notes... cringeworthy.
Old 26 November 2009, 01:52 PM
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http://img268.imagevenue.com/img.php..._122_492lo.jpg

and just for HT04

http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/wp-c...ru-nipples.jpg

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Old 26 November 2009, 02:34 PM
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I had the unfortunately pleasure of what that stupid cow on this morning when I was waiting for my new windscreen to be fitted
I thought she was completely shyte to be perfectly honest

However - on the other hand I happily knock one in her
Old 26 November 2009, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
I'd bang her

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Old 26 November 2009, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by HT04
anyone see her on this morning ? OMG i love her. havnt seen her for a while and i must say the low cut top she is wearing made up for that.

dan
She looks like a monkey, well at least her face.

Nothing against monkeys.

Also proves that you dont need talent to get far in the music industry, just big ****.
Old 26 November 2009, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
She looks like a monkey, well at least her face.

Nothing against monkeys.

Also proves that you dont need talent to get far in the music industry, just big ****.
Is it cause I is black?
Old 26 November 2009, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
She looks like a monkey, well at least her face.

Nothing against monkeys.

Also proves that you dont need talent to get far in the music industry, just big ****.
It's not just the music industry. Big **** will get you far in life!
Old 26 November 2009, 03:32 PM
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Had to be done!

http://blackarazzi.com/blackarazzi/f...riah-carey.jpg
Old 26 November 2009, 06:31 PM
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Can't sing live √
Can't sing one note, always warbling up and down to cover her lack of ability √
Overflowing with self-importance √
Complete pain in the *** √
And I wouldn't do her either. I'd rather have a tommy tank !

Oh, actually I would, and I'd film it and sell it on the t'interweb
Old 26 November 2009, 08:49 PM
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Has a face like Yoda
Old 26 November 2009, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Has a face like Yoza
**** gets everywhere

I suppose I could force myself to take a turn but only if she asked nicely
Old 27 November 2009, 11:39 AM
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Too up herself and fake ****, whats so special about her?
Old 27 November 2009, 02:10 PM
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She does nothing for me, complete turn off
Old 27 November 2009, 03:16 PM
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I cannot believe that people are suggesting Mariah Carey can't sing ? She can be annoying but surely people have to admit that the bird can sing.
Old 27 November 2009, 04:32 PM
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She has the ability to hit a wide range but cannot seem to hold a note for toffee, hence the warbling up and down all the bloody time. Add to that the fact that her songs are complete drivel and I'd rather have Susan Boyle than her. When I say 'have', I don't mean in THAT way for either of them
Old 27 November 2009, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Has a face like Yoda
Don't you mean to say:

Yoda, her face is like.

Old 27 November 2009, 09:04 PM
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so some people are saying given the chance to have a go at Mariah Carey, they wouldn't because she can't sing?

****ing bunch of **** on here lately! Whens SN's first Civil Partnership taking place?
Old 27 November 2009, 09:12 PM
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Can you imagine the demands she'd make before consenting to sleep with anyone ? Foofing prima donna !
Old 27 November 2009, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
I suppose I could force myself to take a turn but only if she asked nicely
believe me she wouldn't - ask that is


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