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Old 07 November 2009, 12:05 AM
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How this song kept "Vienna" off the top, I will never know


YouTube - Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce

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A one hit wonder that should really have been a none hit wonder. What a pile of shat
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Originally Posted by Lee247
How this song kept "Vienna" off the top, I will never know


YouTube - Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce

Oh come on. It'sa not so bad


















Old 07 November 2009, 12:10 AM
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YouTube - Doop - Doop
Old 07 November 2009, 12:11 AM
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Pretty terrible

YouTube - Ebony & Ivory-Stevie Wonder & Sir Paul McCartney

In fact, one of the worst songs ever thrust on the human race.

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Old 07 November 2009, 12:16 AM
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God, There's been so much Black Lace Aga doo, Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, The Wurzels, I Am A Cider Drinker, Kid Creole and The Coconuts - Annie I'm Not Your Daddy, I could go on and on here...
Old 07 November 2009, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
God, There's been so much Black Lace Aga doo, Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, The Wurzels, I Am A Cider Drinker, Kid Creole and The Coconuts - Annie I'm Not Your Daddy, I could go on and on here...
You forgot this:

YouTube - The Firm - Star Trekkin'

Idiots bought it, and it got to number 1.

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Bloody Macarena by Los bloody something or other
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You guys are all too young. This is the worst hit song ever...

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Old 07 November 2009, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
You forgot this:

YouTube - The Firm - Star Trekkin'

Idiots bought it, and it got to number 1.
That's a bloody great tune!!!
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Originally Posted by Trout
You guys are all too young. This is the worst hit song ever...

Ernie


Aaaww I used to love that! Listening to it again though and my rose tinted specs just fell off. God that is awful



Edited to say that I have watched that vid 3 times now tonight. And again it starts to grow on me. Why is it so irresistible??

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Old 07 November 2009, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout
You guys are all too young. This is the worst hit song ever...

Ernie
Are you mental? That's one of the few novelty songs of any era that has any merit whatsoever.
Old 07 November 2009, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
That's a bloody great tune!!!
I second that !
Old 07 November 2009, 07:59 AM
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Crazy Fookin frog....

The guy who created that needs burning at the stake !
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YouTube - Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

Everyone now ... "Hold a chicken in the air ... "


Edit: Looking at the related videos, this was quite funny though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLMK...eature=related

Steve

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Most of the Hip-hop & RnB crap floating about in the charts as modern day examples.

I liked Doop - Doop, was only 10
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Althea and Donna............"up town top ranking" has to be the worst.

I can't even bring myself to look for it on you tube. Probably banned !!

Shaun
Old 07 November 2009, 10:47 AM
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Ok how's this for cheese!

Renee & Renato

YouTube - Renee & Renato - Save Your Love (R.I.P. Renato)
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Originally Posted by Trout
You guys are all too young. This is the worst hit song ever...

Ernie



What are you talking about? The lyrics are brilliant...........Two Ton Ted from Teddington!
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......she nearly swooned at his macaroons
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He said do you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best,
She said 'Ernie, Ill be 'appy if it comes up to me chest........'
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I refuse to post the link for this garbage.
The Cheeky Girls. Drivel
Old 07 November 2009, 12:19 PM
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benny hill lyrics

........it had to be posted
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
benny hill lyrics

........it had to be posted

When she saw the size of his hot meat pies, it very near turned her head.......
Old 07 November 2009, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
I refuse to post the link for this garbage.
The Cheeky Girls. Drivel
Ahhh, That one totally slipped my mind, utter drivel to say the least
Old 07 November 2009, 12:37 PM
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Default A selection from this year alone

Cheryl Cole - Fight for this love
Alexandra Burke - bad boys
Taio Cruz - Break your heart
David Guetta - Sexy chick
Tinchy Stryder - never leave you
JLS - beat again
Cascada - evacuate the dancefloor
Black eyed peas - boom boom pow
Tinchy again - number 1
Flo Rida - right round


This is the crap that your kids are buying and turning into number ones.

ALL drivel - and you lot scouring youtube for crap tunes from the 70s 80s and 90s isn't going to help matters!!!
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100% slapable.

See how long you can stand it.....

YouTube - Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool [totp2]
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Originally Posted by fatscoobfella1
Crazy Fookin frog....

The guy who created that needs burning at the stake !

I'll second that - although i'm sure we can find something more painful and drawn out than just burning...... we all suffered for months at their hands, i think it's only fair we transfer the same number of man hours of pain on them in return: maybe play them shadapa ya face played on a loop for 178 days whilst constantly ripping out their fingernails then stapling them back on.......... then burning
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(Everything I Do), I Do It For You.

Not a 'gimmick' song, but God! How I HATE that dirge!
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
Althea and Donna............"up town top ranking" has to be the worst.

I can't even bring myself to look for it on you tube. Probably banned !!

Shaun
That was a brilliant little song. There are some odd choices on this thread.


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