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Old 04 November 2009, 12:00 PM
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The x-texting Metrotextual comes out of the closet ? The Register

"It's time for the chaps out there who commonly end their text messages to chums with an affectionate "x" to come out of the closet - because demonstrating your "metrotextuality" is apparently nothing to be ashamed of.

"That's according to T-Mobile, which found that a shocking 22 per cent of blokes "regularly include a kiss on texts to their male mates".


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Old 04 November 2009, 12:15 PM
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Metrosexuals are worse that homos, least you know where you stand with a gheyer.
Old 04 November 2009, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Metrosexuals are worse that homos, least you know where you stand with a gheyer.
in front or behind?
Old 04 November 2009, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
in front or behind?
Old 04 November 2009, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
in front or behind?

depends on your preference,,,,,
Old 04 November 2009, 01:17 PM
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your only gay if you take
Old 04 November 2009, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Metrosexuals are worse that homos, least you know where you stand with a gheyer.
Yeah - as close to the wall as possible

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Old 06 November 2009, 12:22 PM
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Old 06 November 2009, 12:41 PM
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So I take it there are no metrosexual males on here?

If T mobile are using their definition for men, what does a female matrosexual have to end a text with? .... 'see you later, now i'm off for a ****?'
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
So I take it there are no metrosexual males on here?

If T mobile are using their definition for men, what does a female matrosexual have to end a text with? .... 'see you later, now i'm off for a ****?'
I dont know about sign offs, but there is a guy in work who answers his phone every time with... "Hi, your on the mike, with mike."

His name is Steven. WTF

Apparently its a quote from a film..
Old 06 November 2009, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
I dont know about sign offs, but there is a guy in work who answers his phone every time with... "Hi, your on the mike, with mike."

His name is Steven. WTF

Apparently its a quote from a film..
That's funny...he still needs slapping though
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Originally Posted by yoza
I dont know about sign offs, but there is a guy in work who answers his phone every time with... "Hi, your on the mike, with mike."

His name is Steven. WTF

Apparently its a quote from a film..
Will Smith's character (unsurprisingly named Mike) in Bad Boys says it when he answers the phone...
Old 06 November 2009, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
I dont know about sign offs, but there is a guy in work who answers his phone every time with... "Hi, your on the mike, with mike."

His name is Steven. WTF

Apparently its a quote from a film..
Lol, Yep Bad Boys........... ''Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?''
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
your only gay if you take
Old 06 November 2009, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
your only gay if you take


A bloke riding another bloke - giving or taking - that makes you a fruit in the majority of mens eyes

Its disgusting and its wrong
Old 06 November 2009, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ChefDude
The x-texting Metrotextual comes out of the closet ? The Register

"It's time for the chaps out there who commonly end their text messages to chums with an affectionate "x" to come out of the closet - because demonstrating your "metrotextuality" is apparently nothing to be ashamed of.

"That's according to T-Mobile, which found that a shocking 22 per cent of blokes "regularly include a kiss on texts to their male mates".


Chef
x

My mate texted me today and signed it with

"............. big boy x "


I felt a response was in order so I sent back

two xx
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And love you loads
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Originally Posted by urban


that makes you a fruit in the majority of mens eyes
Not heard that expression is ages
Old 06 November 2009, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Not heard that expression is ages
Well some guys like fruit and veges.......inserted in certain place!!

It seems some hang out here at SNet!!
Old 06 November 2009, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
Well some guys like fruit and veges.......inserted in certain place!!

It seems some hang out here at SNet!!
What. Veg or fruits
Old 06 November 2009, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
What. Veg or fruits
Prolly both!
Old 06 November 2009, 08:24 PM
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Reminds me of the Alan Partridge " fat Alan " instructional video, as he introduces it to a room full of school kids and somehow gets caught up with telling them that "statistically two of you are gay (pause) if it's you remember to always rubber up!"
Still makes me laugh
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Not heard that expression is ages
Fruit, queer, turd puncher, shirt lifter, ***, pillow biter


The list is endless

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Old 07 November 2009, 09:26 AM
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The best one I heard on here was 'taking a stroll down the bourneville boulevard'
Old 07 November 2009, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Fruit, queer, turd puncher, shirt lifter, ***, pillow biter


The list is endless
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What happens if you swing both ways? Is it fruit and Vag
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Originally Posted by richiewong
What happens if you swing both ways? Is it fruit and Vag
Very good

Backside bandit is one of my favourite terms
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I thought it was supposed to be rude to make jokes at homosexuals' expense!

Les?
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I thought it was supposed to be rude to make jokes at homosexuals' expense!

Les?
Oh Les, for heavens sake. You sound like my Grandad.

I commented I had not heard the expression "fruit" in ages. Some folks have just said some of the general words used. So what, it is not being said to offend anyone, and certainly not aimed at anyone either.

If I took offense at some of the things I've been called, I wouldn't be speaking to anyone
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they prefer the term bumbandits!



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