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31 July 2009, 12:13 AM
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So is Snail Racing a frowned upon subject here in NSR?? This is my other topic of interest atm, and I hope it isnt going to get bounced into Muppets, by some odious little mod
If i were to train an elite team of snails, to become the SN Snail Race Team 2009, how would I go about it?? DO i need to starve them for a day or so, then entice them with garlic butter???
AM I allowed to write their numbers on their shells in permenant ink, or is this illegal in the snail racinf world?? And do you think the rivals would notice if I nobbled their race lane with a few grains of salt??
If i were to train an elite team of snails, to become the SN Snail Race Team 2009, how would I go about it?? DO i need to starve them for a day or so, then entice them with garlic butter???
AM I allowed to write their numbers on their shells in permenant ink, or is this illegal in the snail racinf world?? And do you think the rivals would notice if I nobbled their race lane with a few grains of salt??
31 July 2009, 12:40 AM
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Hmmm steroid enhanced snails... sounds like a plan.
Would putting them under a heat lamp help? or would they turn lobster red as they are in shells? I'm not overly fond of lobster, me
Would putting them under a heat lamp help? or would they turn lobster red as they are in shells? I'm not overly fond of lobster, me
31 July 2009, 10:01 AM
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They scream funny, not like English ones that you can understand.
LG - you can write the numbers on but only use single digits, you can pre warm them to get them going but they prefer moisture to move faster and put them in a damp place before you start....
LG - you can write the numbers on but only use single digits, you can pre warm them to get them going but they prefer moisture to move faster and put them in a damp place before you start....
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31 July 2009, 07:57 PM
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