Jolly Green Monster 2

Small amusement :

A Cat Tale

I was driving my car down a side street the other day
when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of
me. I hit the brakes, but I heard a thump, so I
stopped. There was the cat lying right in the road.
It was still alive, but I apparently had run over its
tail and the force of the tire had cut it off.

A lady came running out of a house screaming, "You
killed my cat!!"

I told her, "No, he's O. K., except for the tail, and
I'll fix that."

I went into the trunk of my car and got out a roll of
duct tape and taped the cat's tail back on.

The lady immediately blushed and called the cops. A
cop showed up and immediately gave me a ticket.

Boy, was I pissed off. I had to go to court, and was
convicted. What a bummer. All for retailing ***** in
a residential area.