Woman dies after pleasuring herself with a pneumatic drill
11 June 2009, 05:22 PM
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Woman dies after pleasuring herself with a pneumatic drill
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"On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.”"
If you're gonna have sex with a jackhammer at least have the decency to do it in the privacy of your bedroom
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11 June 2009, 05:52 PM
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Its one up from a thermos flask
11 June 2009, 06:02 PM
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were the HSE called in to see if she was usinging it correctly with the right safey equipment?
11 June 2009, 06:25 PM
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“She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
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11 June 2009, 06:33 PM
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were the HSE called in to see if she was usinging it correctly with the right safey equipment?
She was wearing earmuffs, I guess she had the wrong end attached though
11 June 2009, 06:40 PM
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11 June 2009, 07:01 PM
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now did she have steel toe caps and a hard hat and maybe a flouresent vest?
11 June 2009, 07:08 PM
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now did she have steel toe caps and a hard hat and maybe a flouresent vest?
11 June 2009, 07:10 PM
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11 June 2009, 07:11 PM
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Am i the only one who would like to know what she looked like? Without knowing i find it hard to draw conclusion to this act.
11 June 2009, 07:15 PM
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How did you go about finding this article then, what was your entry into google
11 June 2009, 07:19 PM
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11 June 2009, 07:20 PM
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How did you go about finding this article then, what was your entry into google
Just innocently browsing the web
11 June 2009, 07:34 PM
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Was the jackHammer made by 'Rack & Deck Her'?
11 June 2009, 07:36 PM
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Nope, in america they use, well they use anything as you'r link proves that.
Here we use sheep
11 June 2009, 07:38 PM
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Am i the only one who would like to know what she looked like? Without knowing i find it hard to draw conclusion to this act.
No me too, im trying to imagine her doing it
She must of used het foot to switch it on
Gives a whole new meaning to drilling a pothole
11 June 2009, 07:41 PM
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When you need a petrol driven jackhammer to get your rocks off, normal sex aint going to do it for you anymore
11 June 2009, 08:16 PM
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Its one up from a thermos flask
11 June 2009, 08:19 PM
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11 June 2009, 08:30 PM
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Ann Summers new stock arriving soon.
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11 June 2009, 08:53 PM
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They get top jobs, Come to the pub, now wimmins want to hang out at the Screwfix trade counter too!!!!! No chance.
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g, on May 17th, 2009 at 5:37 pm Said:
It comes down to this, Women should not operate heavy machiney
^ so true..
12 June 2009, 11:46 AM
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This bloke is having a hard time getting his head around it
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How horny are you when you use a jackhammer as a ***** and presumably turn your insides into mush in the process? Like really is it that worth it. How desperate are you if you need that? The woman was a construction worker, but I still don't get it. People are ****ed up. Like no good can come from this scenario. It isn't an accident when you use a jackhammer on your body
Anyone seen sarasquares btw, she'e gone quiet
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Was the jackHammer made by 'Rack & Deck Her'?
Maybe a Hitsnatchi
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