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Old 11 June 2009, 05:22 PM
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Default Woman dies after pleasuring herself with a pneumatic drill

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"On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.”"
If you're gonna have sex with a jackhammer at least have the decency to do it in the privacy of your bedroom


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Old 11 June 2009, 05:52 PM
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Its one up from a thermos flask
Old 11 June 2009, 06:02 PM
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were the HSE called in to see if she was usinging it correctly with the right safey equipment?
Old 11 June 2009, 06:25 PM
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“She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
Jealously is a terrible thing
Old 11 June 2009, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
were the HSE called in to see if she was usinging it correctly with the right safey equipment?

She was wearing earmuffs, I guess she had the wrong end attached though
Old 11 June 2009, 06:40 PM
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what about white finger?
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now did she have steel toe caps and a hard hat and maybe a flouresent vest?
Old 11 June 2009, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by robby
now did she have steel toe caps and a hard hat and maybe a flouresent vest?
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza

Related to you by any chance?
Old 11 June 2009, 07:11 PM
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Am i the only one who would like to know what she looked like? Without knowing i find it hard to draw conclusion to this act.
Old 11 June 2009, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
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If you're gonna have sex with a jackhammer at least have the decency to do it in the privacy of your bedroom


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How did you go about finding this article then, what was your entry into google
Old 11 June 2009, 07:19 PM
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messy !
Old 11 June 2009, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitchy260
How did you go about finding this article then, what was your entry into google


















Just innocently browsing the web
Old 11 June 2009, 07:34 PM
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Was the jackHammer made by 'Rack & Deck Her'?
Old 11 June 2009, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Related to you by any chance?
Nope, in america they use, well they use anything as you'r link proves that.

Here we use sheep
Old 11 June 2009, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
Am i the only one who would like to know what she looked like? Without knowing i find it hard to draw conclusion to this act.
No me too, im trying to imagine her doing it

She must of used het foot to switch it on

Gives a whole new meaning to drilling a pothole
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When you need a petrol driven jackhammer to get your rocks off, normal sex aint going to do it for you anymore
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
I'm guessing from personal experience
Old 11 June 2009, 08:30 PM
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Ann Summers new stock arriving soon.
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get bosch its total heaven ann sumerrs eat your heart out need tu bring out the killer rabbit
Old 11 June 2009, 08:53 PM
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They get top jobs, Come to the pub, now wimmins want to hang out at the Screwfix trade counter too!!!!! No chance.
Old 12 June 2009, 11:30 AM
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g, on May 17th, 2009 at 5:37 pm Said:
It comes down to this, Women should not operate heavy machiney

^ so true..
Old 12 June 2009, 11:46 AM
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This bloke is having a hard time getting his head around it




How horny are you when you use a jackhammer as a ***** and presumably turn your insides into mush in the process? Like really is it that worth it. How desperate are you if you need that? The woman was a construction worker, but I still don't get it. People are ****ed up. Like no good can come from this scenario. It isn't an accident when you use a jackhammer on your body



Anyone seen sarasquares btw, she'e gone quiet
Old 12 June 2009, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
Was the jackHammer made by 'Rack & Deck Her'?
Maybe a Hitsnatchi
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