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Old 10 June 2009, 11:00 AM
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Old 10 June 2009, 11:29 AM
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LMAO So true
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Old 10 June 2009, 11:38 AM
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Any man with a set of ***** would tell her to shut up or f@ck off
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Old 10 June 2009, 11:40 AM
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agreed, maybe the door will hit her @ss on the way out
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Many people would advertise the other half!

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Old 10 June 2009, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
Any man with a set of ***** would tell her to shut up or f@ck off
Any married man would realise that these are removed, put in a jar and placed on a shelf the day after the wedding!
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Old 10 June 2009, 12:45 PM
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Haha, cant say i have that problem.

I got asked the other day if i knew the significance of June 29th?

I pondered for a while

"Is it someones Birthday?" Well yeh, but thats not what im thinking of

A few more questions later...

"Is it our anniversary?"

Answer: YES!!!!

Next came, a question along the lines of "What are you going to get me?"

Hmmm... suppose you want a baby? Answer, No

What then?

Answer: A remap!


Sweet!

I suggest he trades the wife in, not the bike!
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Old 10 June 2009, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
Any man with a set of ***** would tell her to shut up or f@ck off

You know it!
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Old 10 June 2009, 01:53 PM
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also a married man doesn't need an opinion as his wife will always offer hers

[runs for cover into the shed and locks the door]
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Old 10 June 2009, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by g7prs
Any man with a set of ***** would tell her to shut up or f@ck off
I have those *****

Ask my Mrs when I did a full wheel refurb in our bathroom
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Old 10 June 2009, 02:09 PM
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LOL The best/worst one I've seen was a car ad...went something like

For Sale: Toyota Supra, FSH, tax'd and mot'd. Immaculate car. g/f forgot to take pill - gutted!

I laughed, but part of me wept for him!

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Old 10 June 2009, 03:37 PM
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there was also the add where a recently married man was selling his entire collection of the Enclyclopedia Britannica (sp) as he claimed that he didn't need it anymore as his new wife knew everything LOL
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Listen to you lot

Some of the scoobynet boys, at a recent get together

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Old 10 June 2009, 04:46 PM
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....and that ad is sooo old it predates SIAL
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Old 10 June 2009, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Listen to you lot

Some of the scoobynet boys, at a recent get together

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My club is much bigger than that!
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Old 10 June 2009, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
....and that ad is sooo old it predates SIAL

I have to say I saw that using a 33k modem

back in the day

still funny, give the wife a good servicing and lock her in the garage
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
LOL The best/worst one I've seen was a car ad...went something like

For Sale: Toyota Supra, FSH, tax'd and mot'd. Immaculate car. g/f forgot to take pill - gutted!

I laughed, but part of me wept for him!

Ns04
but which part
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Old 10 June 2009, 08:13 PM
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pmsl lol so true though
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Old 10 June 2009, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
....and that ad is sooo old it predates SIAL
That particular ad? I don't think so

Ad says 2006 gsxr and here we have a reference to SIAL from 2003.

So at the risk of repeating myself -
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