spireite

As a few of you might Know i have been having a problem witb the neighbours cats . Well its all came to a head earlier tonight . I got back off holiday yesterday ,only to find around 16 piles of cat **** on the garden . On seeing my neighbour going out i decided a pile of ****e on his front and back door step would give him the idea how pissed off i was getting .About an hour ago he decided to knock on my door how he and his wife knew it was me i don't know .After a few minutes of argueing between me and him , i looked at his wife and asked her if she liked kebabs ,you should have seen her face drop when she realised that i knew about her sordid romps with the local kebab shop owner not only this but my missus 18 year old son as also been putting it to her .Now the daft husband doesn't seem to have caught on (i've heard no arguaments). But i have a feeling my cat problem my be solved .

Gordo

Sounds like a lovely neighbourhood. Wish I lived there

Aaron1978

iTrader: (12)

Sounds like your Neighbour is having problems controlling his ******

Aaron

Steve vRS

Think of a Jeremy Kyle Title......

Steve

Coffin Dodger

As I first started to read this I thought you were going to suggest to them that you round up the cats and sell them to your local kebab shop

sbk1972

where the hell do you live ? What's this bird like ? :-) She sounds a true lady. Any pics >?

Also, what do you expect the owners to do ? Ive got cats and there's no way you can stop them from walking around gardens.

SBK

shaggy6

iTrader: (2)

Remote control electric cat colar that'l sort it out!

Leslie

Try scattering old fashioned moth ***** round the garden, I have been told that it keeps them off. Might save next door's marriage too.

Les