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Old 03 June 2009, 05:54 PM
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Just sat here printing off a couple CV's for a relative who is computer illiterate, and looked out my window...

Some fat chavvy woman with dog walking down the street. (I don't live in Mayfair like the rest of NSR so it's not an uncommon sight). But the dog was on no lead, running into folks front gardens, pissing and sh*tting everywhere. Said fat chavvy lass was walking alone, not a care in the world talking to some lass called Charlene on the blower (from what I could here from her Dom Jolly phone technique).

Glad I don't have a front garden otherwise I'd be going mental.
Old 03 June 2009, 06:14 PM
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Does my head in. Dogs in public belong on leads. And owners who do things like that deserve to have their letterboxes crapped through.
Old 03 June 2009, 06:49 PM
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very true.

Our dog only runs wild in the fields mind you if she was off at any other time outside people would be licked to death lol.
Old 03 June 2009, 06:59 PM
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Don't shoot the dog it's not it's fault u philistine! Shoot the feckin chav bint!
Old 03 June 2009, 07:20 PM
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how come we get so annoyed over dog owners allowing them to crap all over the place yet we happily accept horses being rode on the roads and crapping all over them?
Old 03 June 2009, 07:22 PM
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Well u can't exactly pickup a horses assload can u, unless u have a fecking wheelbarrow.

Dog owners have no excuse.
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if thats the case should they be on the road? Sliding on horse **** in a car doing 30/40mph i'd say could cause a more serious accident than say slipping on a dog turd whilst walking.
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I agree they shouldn't, fecking danger to everyone.
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Horse poo hasn't got the potential to blind you like a dog turd though, has it?

No excuse though
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
They cab fix a bag to it's ****! Problem solved.

See Bun-Bag - Horse manure catcher or diaper. Sagle, Idaho - should be compulsory.

Dave
**** me, what next
Old 03 June 2009, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
how come we get so annoyed over dog owners allowing them to crap all over the place yet we happily accept horses being rode on the roads and crapping all over them?
What he said.....

Outside my house on a regular basis, on a road my council tax pays to maintain we have horse crap piles almost half a foot high i swear. Its so high if you are forced to go over it you get it caught on your bumper.
Its manky.

Also I agree with people letting dogs crap everywhere, In fact if its looked after by a human, whatever it is I dont want it crapping in the street.
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
how come we get so annoyed over dog owners allowing them to crap all over the place yet we happily accept horses being rode on the roads and crapping all over them?
because horses were king of the road before cars?

it does annoy me though, loads of pikeys round where i live (well 5 miles away) and they ride about on there traps though red lights etc doing about 30 mph with them
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Ive got a dog, walk him carry bags to pick up his crap, tried to get him to crap in the road but he's a bulldog, and only does his thing. But i get it up and bin it in the park dog litter bins. So why cant the rest of the ******* do it. Drives me mad and its always a chav with a staff or cross breed, heinz 57. Its not the dogs fault at all, so i say get the owners and smear the **** over them instead of peoples gardens. Dog crap is very dangerous to young children and a big fine or the owner being put down, lol, would be a good start.
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Get yourself an air rifle. Next time she comes past, shoot her in the ****.
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
Get yourself an air rifle. Next time she comes past, shoot her in the ****.
You're not talking about the dog are you...

Oh wait, you are
Old 03 June 2009, 11:03 PM
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Once you get her attention with the **** shot(using the gun, not part of your anatomy), you will be able to make it/her dance by shooting near the feet. Air rifles take a while to reload, but she'll be so hindered by her weight that she won't be able to get away.

It's a win/win situation.
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