David Lock

It seems that we, the poor old taxpayer, have been paying for some MPs to tidy up their county estates.

So I think they should be told to hold a number of Open Days so that we can visit these houses and see for ourselves what our money has been spent on. Could be a nice family day out with a picnic on the manicured lawns and maybe a boat ride on a freshly cleaned moat, not forgetting to feed the ducks in their floating palace.

The toffs could busy themselves making tea and cucumber sandwiches and could, perhaps, spend some time explaining why buying 4 tonnes of **** at our expense contributes to their party duties

dl

Jamz3k

cucumber sandwichs My aunt would put you in mind of Mrs Bucket and has been known to serve these and it just makes me laugh as who the **** would want to eat a cucumber sandwich

David Lock

Without crusts of course



(They're actually quite nice on a hot day!)

urban

iTrader: (1)

Let me think?

A prostitute or **** star - they eat cucumber in all the movies i've seen

Jamz3k

to be honest, i think she'd faint if she seen a full cucumber

Leslie

£1600 for a floating duck house is just taking the ****!

Les

David Lock

Never heard of floating voters Les? (sorry)

Leslie

I like that one DL

Cucumber sandwiches really are very nice in the summer, especially sitting in the garden watching the Duck House!

Les

Leslie

Turns out we are also paying for their accountants to enable them to avoid paying tax too!

Les