Will

Next door neighbour moved in 4 weeks ago and i was told him and his other half are junkies!!!.

Any way today the bin lorry came round, and as usuall we went to get our bins, and i noticed 1 with no lid, anyway went to the kitchen lunch time and looked through the window as i am filling the kettle and i see that my bin had been swapped and i now have a top less bin!!!!!!


I went out and was like WTF!!!! and a guy who lives further down from us seen next door **** head switch the bins, there is a wall between our backs with his ground higher up than ours and what he done was picked up the bin from his side and dragged it over the wall and droped his down!!!!!!

And to add to that the idiot has painted the lid blue and left the NO 1 on it, like i wont realise . Any way went round as i was fuming but no 1 home.

I know its only a bin but it has really pissed me off, hes her a month and he thinks he can do what he wants, plus a phone call to the council and they would fix or replace it for free!!!!!

So people what would you do

Would you:

A: tell the police?
B: tell his landlord?
C: go over and give the cheeky tosser a GOOD clip round the ear hole?

The Dogs B******s

Defo C,after you've thrown his bin through his window

THE DOCTOR

iTrader: (2)

Hmm thy probably have no concept of values...so question..how well do you value yer scoob...upset ******* like that and yer car may get keyed....

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

I'm up your way in August to do the crib goch, I'll **** him for a tenner.

THE DOCTOR

iTrader: (2)

That's the best option..get someone else to clunk him...

7 Foot

Just go round and ask for it back.

fin

The Dogs B******s

I bet he'd put you on your ****

gtijames

maybe a anonimous call to your friendly drug localsquad,informing them that someones selling drugs at you neighbours address is in order.theyll get locked up you nick you bin back.

ScoobyWon't

Tell me! I'll go round with my gang

Will

I have had to go round his house once at 3 A.M as music was blearing and i have 2 little girls who he woke!!!!!!!!. To my surprise the tosser was very apologetic like he was begging, like i was going to kill him Do you want his address


And KOT, will give you a fiver mate, cmon recession and all that

BOB.T

Stab him, HTH

davyboy

D. You live in a **** hole. Move.

Ant

Bins aren't free to replace £60 iirc that's valuable smack money

1st advice get extra security on your house if you haven't already.next bin day take it back and repaint it and see if he's cheeky enough to come round

GlesgaKiss

Swap them back the next time the bins are out!

Kieran_Burns

iTrader: (1)

Similar happened to me some time back. My house was a mid terrace, and my neighbour had a tandem drive; so we had a chat and decided to leave both our bins in the side passage that went 'round his back garden to mine.

All fine and perfect, we'd fill one bin and then the next as the week went on... only one day one bin was missing. We looked all over and couldn't find it anywhere.

We were about to phone the council to get a replacement when my neighbour decided to do some more detective work after he came back from work one day and found the bin hidden in another guys back garden!

He knocked on the door and explained at length to the guy who nicked it about how taking the bin constituted theft and he's lucky he (my neighbour) didn't take matters further.

this guy was falling over himself apologising and tried to make out that he thought it was a spare and no one would miss it yada yada (lying little toe-rag)





Oh. the reason why he was so apologetic and grovelling? As I say, my neighbour took a look after finishing work.... As a Policeman and in full uniform

the dozy thieving twonk had nicked a coppers bin Priceless moment that was

dpb

Just go on using YOUR bin


HTH

Dr.No

I'm with davyboy... move.

Ant

because it's that easy to move isn't it

Don't be a ***** don't even knock just take it back but remember to fill there's with your rubbish first

Timwinner

iTrader: (3)

Landlord everytime, Find out if the council are paying a private landlord to use the house, This happens with problem tenants as the private landlord can get a better rent. Almost like danger money for there property.
If you complain enough they will get evicted. Its the long way around, and its not what you want to hear but we all know if you go around and introduce him to your boot then you will end up in trouble.

start to build a case, Any noise call environmental health, even the smallest crime call the non emergency police number, become a pain in his backside.
It will take longer but it will work the best in the long run.

or

Set fire to his bin in the middle of the night

Leslie

Can't see the police taking much interest. Trouble is you have to be aware of what revenge he might take if you were to duff him up.

I suppose that if you can't get any sense from him when you do see him, you will have to tell some form of higher authority about it. Maybe his landlord might do something about it.

Les

spireite

Go round tw@t him , stick him in the damaged bin and take your bin back

Mus

iTrader: (2)

dont forget his your neighbour, one day while your at work you just dont know what he might do. tell the council and keep log of funny activity, if there using it as a crack den then just tell the councill get him evicted. if you feel like you can have him go round there and just go mental. he will either **** himself and apologise. or he would proberly switch back. which means things will get messy. so best option keep log of everythinig and put a complain forward to the council. and hope for the best.

good luck fella

robby

superglue the lid on his new bin

stistussy

best thing to do is give him a big bag of dodgy smack as a moving in gift.let him kill himself on it,problem solved.

Jap Import

Don't move, let's face it you could be loaded, buy a mansion and have the Osbourns move in next door.
It's the position we're in. No matter how good the street, it will change in time!
Where I grew up was spot on and had'nt really changed until a couple of years back.
I visit my parents regularly and they still live in the family home. The crap they have to put up with really hits a nerve with me.

You can't blame the council estate hooligans for disruption anymore. Private houses are being rented out to all kinds of people.
I wouldn't bother with the police, the landlords and the tenants are your targets.

Miniman

iTrader: (2)

One day the bin men came and the auto loader managed to drop it into the back of the cart. A quick call to the council to complain about how their machine ripped the lid of my wheelie bin got it replaced FOC.

Oh I forgot to tell them how my wife had reversed down the drive and managed to knock over the bin breaking the hinge mechanism the week before.

GC8WRX

Dont be such a fanny, do him over properly, and your car will never get touched ever again, plus he will look at the floor everyt ime your paths cross!

Either that or phone the coppers and say you suspect him of dealing drugs and scamming the dole, he will get loads of attention then! (Nu Labias idea for us all to grass on each other has its uses you know!)

The Zohan

Landlord matey, do not the the ****** get to you, also really watch the ones that are all apologetic, they are the ones likely to (literally) stab you in the back when it is turned.

Good luck

Paul

GC8WRX

Yep, theyre the ****s who key cars at 4 in the morning after coming back from grafting, should all be killed by overdose in my opinion!

Will

An update.

The bin men came on friday at 8.30, i was watching through the window to wait for the

cheeky basterd to go an collect my stolen bin!.

After 30 minutes of waiting i thought **** it and went to get my bin back, i was surprised

that they just painted a bit of the lid blue and did not bother to scrape off the NO:1 i

painted on it years ago .

Any way at 10:00 i seen him lean over the wall to have a look if the bin was there, his

face when i opened the door .

me: 'Lost something?'

him: 'no mate, nice day'

me: 'yes nice day to steal bins isnt it'

him: 'what do you mean!'

me: 'you know exactley what i mean you thieving c*nt'

him: 'no i really dont know what you mean mate'

me 'right, 2 things. 1: dont ever call me mate!!! 2: steal anything from my garden again you ***** and i will break every bone in your body!!, understand?'

him: yhea ok no need to be like that!'

me: 'no need to go round stealing either!!'

At this point he jogged in to his house and closed the door.

So result, not only i got my bin back but he knows where he stands

And even more good news.

I went to Raf valley for a spin yesterday to watch the hawk's doing their stuff, came back and as i came down the road past the front of my house i seen a cop car, and guess who was sitting in it? Yes my lovely next door neighbour

They had another arguement and he decided to smash the house up

and she reported him!

The police phoned the landlord to let him know what had happend,

and he has decided to evict them .

My heart bleeds for them