Do you often get bored on the train too or from work, or on the tube or the bus? Do you get bored waiting in line at the checkout in your Supermarket?

Then try this......................

Get out your mobile phone,
Call a friend,
Speak loudly about your recent four week trip to Mexico,
Sneeze loudly,
Check out the reactions of those around you!!!

 

Beats walking a pig wearing a Sombrero

 

Or calling NHS Direct, they've set up a helpline, which I tried last night.

It's cr@p, all I got was crackling!!

 

Did a similar thing a few years ago. Called the wife on the train on the way home from work and in a slightly louder than necessary voice whist scratching the side of my face: "Oh yeah, now you did take the cat to the vets to get those fleas sorted out didn't you?"

Got 2 seats to myself

 

I have just been to Thailand and have a good tan. I was in work today and a sales rep came in.

Rep: you been on holiday
Me: yes, went to Mexico... Ahchoooo

His face was priceless

 

Do they have ladyboys in Mexico too?

 

FPMSL