Anyone took a crap in a bag here?
27 April 2009, 06:38 PM
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Anyone took a crap in a bag here?
Just wondering if anyone has took a crap in a bag........
This is posted for no reason other than I have no life and want to be a popularity-*****
This is posted for no reason other than I have no life and want to be a popularity-*****
27 April 2009, 07:05 PM
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27 April 2009, 07:13 PM
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Had one in a commercial sized big bean can once.At blackrock sands we was,wiped my crack on Ginsters pasty wrappers..
Also had one in a newspaper once when i was helping a friend who was working in a semi derelict house.No running water,so we had to throw our poo pasties into the loft space..
Also had one in a newspaper once when i was helping a friend who was working in a semi derelict house.No running water,so we had to throw our poo pasties into the loft space..
27 April 2009, 07:23 PM
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Down a ditch luckily I alway's carry tissues and down a country lane the other half thought it would be fun to light me up with full beam
27 April 2009, 07:26 PM
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Yes I have but only when sitting in a field when camping with my funky chair with a hole in the middle that fills up a bin bag! 
Oh, And wiped my Spunk on other people curtains in the past! muhahahahaha
Oh, And wiped my Spunk on other people curtains in the past! muhahahahaha
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27 April 2009, 07:27 PM
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At a house party about 20 years ago i was walking barefoot around the hosts garden. Parents away, and the Colt 45 lager was going down too well. Little did I know that the horse-sized dog shat in the garden, and in the darkness I had trodden down into a fairly new deposit... subsequently the foul mess squelched through my toes.
I only noticed after I had taken a number of steps inside her parents house.
I didn't get a **** that night
Thanks for letting me share that
I only noticed after I had taken a number of steps inside her parents house.
I didn't get a **** that night
Thanks for letting me share that
AFPMSL!!!! 
27 April 2009, 08:14 PM
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Most annoying thing about having a crap is when your first going out with someone, they are in the bedroom, your dying for a crap, the bedroom door is open and you know they are bound to hear you peddle dashing the porcelain. What do you do?
27 April 2009, 08:18 PM
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2. Sh!te in their garden.
HTH
27 April 2009, 08:21 PM
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being the travelling salesman that i am, another fear crapping i have whilst "getting on the with the job" is these,
I've got away with it for too long, its only a matter of time.
I've got away with it for too long, its only a matter of time.
27 April 2009, 08:27 PM
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Nope, I did take a **** on someones car bonnet once though (seemed a good idea tanked up on booze). The bloke had threatened to kick my head in after wrongly accussing me of vandalising his car, so on the way home from the club I decided to lay some brown cable.
27 April 2009, 08:30 PM
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Is that where the username came from? do you regularly **** on cars?
