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Old 26 April 2009, 09:38 AM
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Unhappy Swine Flu..... we're all going to die!
I've had the flu for over a week now, maybe......

Uh ho..... Sky News is telling people not to panic, that's it surely it's now PANICING TIME!
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Old 26 April 2009, 09:42 AM
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Fingers crossed it will be the hippies who are the first to go
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Old 26 April 2009, 09:44 AM
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I have spent the most part of my life not eating meat.... If after all that those pig *******s kill me I am haunting the bacon off them in my after life!!!
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Old 26 April 2009, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I've had the flu for over a week now, maybe......
Been 'down Mexico way' lately ..... ?

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Old 26 April 2009, 10:28 AM
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If you start troughing your food and grunting occasionally then start panicking
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Old 26 April 2009, 10:32 AM
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If you start troughing your food and grunting occasionally then start panicking
That's me fecked then
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Old 26 April 2009, 10:42 AM
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The best indicator is the curly tail.

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My brother is on holiday in Mexico right now, and he's worried about this Swine flu, so he decided to go and see the local Doctor...

He gave him some Oinkment!
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Old 26 April 2009, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by spireite
My brother is on holiday in Mexico right now, and he's worried about this Swine flu, so he decided to go and see the local Doctor...

He gave him some Oinkment!
I think you're at the ham!
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Old 26 April 2009, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by spireite
My brother is on holiday in Mexico right now, and he's worried about this Swine flu, so he decided to go and see the local Doctor...

He gave him some Oinkment!
I think you're telling porkies
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Old 26 April 2009, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
I've had the flu for over a week now, maybe......

Uh ho..... Sky News is telling people not to panic, that's it surely it's now PANICING TIME!


Don't you mean you've had it for about a 'weeeeeeeeeek!'


I always knew you were a squealer DCI
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Old 26 April 2009, 12:02 PM
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Don't you mean you've had it for about a 'weeeeeeeeeek!'


I always knew you were a squealer DCI
Well we all knew he is a pig!
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Old 26 April 2009, 12:39 PM
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I've already caught it



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Old 26 April 2009, 12:42 PM
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knocked off from B3TA

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Old 26 April 2009, 04:15 PM
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lol at the comments but on a serious note it's interesting the flu is/was made in a lab, nature doesn't take 3 strains flu and splice them together like that.
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Old 27 April 2009, 08:58 AM
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I think it could be as bad as the bird flu epidemic ...

Handy distraction for HMG though.
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
I've already caught it



I was right about the tail then.

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Old 27 April 2009, 10:50 AM
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Every bladdy year we get the same old scares, Asian flu etc. But it never happens



My daughter had the trots this morning though
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Old 27 April 2009, 11:04 AM
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Natural selection / survival of the fittest (sp?) isn't it? Things like this have always been around to keep the Worlds population in check. Bring it on I say

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Old 27 April 2009, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by finalzero
lol at the comments but on a serious note it's interesting the flu is/was made in a lab, nature doesn't take 3 strains flu and splice them together like that.
Your source is? Not that I'd be surprised, but it'd be nice to know you were quoting facts rather than your own theory on this one.

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Old 27 April 2009, 11:15 AM
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Summed up nicely ... DON'T PANIC BUT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE - The Daily Mash

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Old 27 April 2009, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Your source is? Not that I'd be surprised, but it'd be nice to know you were quoting facts rather than your own theory on this one.

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I'll get some links up shortly, at work so have to keep an eye on my browsing

*Deaths of Microbioligists*

http://jollyrogerrevolution.blogspot...r-rob-mob.html - blog entry so take it with a pinch of salt
http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHART...iologists.html

*Oddities*

http://www.legitgov.org/baxter_flu_vaccine_260409.html
http://newworldliberty.wordpress.com...y-a-beta-test/
http://www.reddirtreport.com/news.php?id=10649
http://www.naturalnews.com/008227.html

Above pointing to mishandled biohazard items etc

*Google Map of Flu Outbreak*

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...413424,39.4628
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Old 27 April 2009, 02:13 PM
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From one of the posters

Anonymous said...
it was me, i did it...i have got to stop ****ing pigs and chickens...but they look so good naked
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Old 27 April 2009, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Been 'down Mexico way' lately ..... ?

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Is that a euphemism..
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Old 27 April 2009, 04:23 PM
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Has anyone seen Outbreak? Im out to buy a job lot on this get-up .....



See you in the bunkers!
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Old 27 April 2009, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by serega
From one of the posters

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it was me, i did it...i have got to stop ****ing pigs and chickens...but they look so good naked
That's absolutely fine, it is all the kissing that he (presumbably a he) has to stop ...

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Originally Posted by Terminator X
Natural selection / survival of the fittest (sp?) isn't it? Things like this have always been around to keep the Worlds population in check. Bring it on I say

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What like it gets into Africa and kills half the population you mean ?
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Old 27 April 2009, 06:28 PM
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Engineered by man, spread by man and vaccines distributed to the wealthy by....man. Nothing natural or selective about it.
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