I want to look like my daughter
24 April 2009, 02:12 PM
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I want to look like my daughter
Hmm, think you wasted your money love!
You're 50, she's 29!
None of us feel great when coming out of a failed relationship, but this is a somewhat extreme way of getting over it!
24 April 2009, 02:25 PM
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Reminds me of Zelda in terrahawks...
24 April 2009, 02:26 PM
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Both as thick as two short planks
24 April 2009, 02:36 PM
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They both look like Chavs.
24 April 2009, 02:52 PM
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Mutton dressed as lamb and the mother looks even worse
24 April 2009, 03:02 PM
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They both look like Chavs.
I was thinking similar. Or if the mums a good sport she can pop off and cook an after *** fry up
24 April 2009, 03:19 PM
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I thought it was footage of the Grand national at first, Then I realised it was a poor mans version of that bird of Big brother that married that moody idiot from Brighton.
24 April 2009, 04:49 PM
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**** me they both ugly as sin lol
24 April 2009, 04:54 PM
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Credit where credits due, that surgeon delivered a nice set of DD **** on the old biffa
24 April 2009, 04:59 PM
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Please can I have that 3 minutes and 4 seconds back?
24 April 2009, 05:02 PM
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Please can I have that 3 minutes and 4 seconds back?
Do what I do and add it to your list, then when you're stood at the pearly gates.... unroll said list and negotiate over its contents. Snazy alone owes me 4 hours 38 minutes back
24 April 2009, 05:05 PM
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So her daughters got a huge honker and a chin that can only have been inherited from her dad (whoever that may be) and she spent £12K to look like her?
24 April 2009, 05:05 PM
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Do what I do and add it to your list, then when you're stood at the pearly gates.... unroll said list and negotiate over its contents. Snazy alone owes me 4 hours 38 minutes back
24 April 2009, 05:07 PM
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Do what I do and add it to your list, then when you're stood at the pearly gates.... unroll said list and negotiate over its contents. Snazy alone owes me 4 hours 38 minutes back
Firstly I'd tell them that pearl looks sh1te on a pair of gates. Nice stout oak please. And some lovely aged ironware.
I think Davy owes me a few weeks...
24 April 2009, 07:09 PM
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24 April 2009, 09:01 PM
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After careful consideration I'd do 'em both. At the same time though.
24 April 2009, 09:30 PM
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They'd both get hit.
4 pints for the 29yr old; 9 for the older one
24 April 2009, 10:13 PM
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Do what I do and add it to your list, then when you're stood at the pearly gates.... unroll said list and negotiate over its contents. Snazy alone owes me 4 hours 38 minutes back
Chavvy as hell, funny thing is bet our tax money paid for that while she's "job seeking"
24 April 2009, 10:18 PM
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you bunch old bar stewards,they both deserve the ride
24 April 2009, 10:27 PM
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is the one on the right dr phibes?
24 April 2009, 11:08 PM
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Which one's the mother?
24 April 2009, 11:43 PM
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Why would you style yourself on a dumbass muntersaurus?
Anyone else think that they're ripe for making into a 'Creature Comforts' sketch?
25 April 2009, 12:53 AM
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Even he looks beter than those monsters
25 April 2009, 12:55 AM
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I'm no bitch, but seeing them makes me almost happy with myself.
25 April 2009, 01:04 AM
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I'm no bitch, but seeing them makes me almost happy with myself.
nah your right. Anyway what are you on about with "almost happy"
25 April 2009, 01:11 AM
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Are you sure one's not 69 and the other 99?
25 April 2009, 01:13 AM
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I'm no bitch, but seeing them makes me almost happy with myself.
At least you have a personality.
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25 April 2009, 01:14 AM
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nah your right. Anyway what are you on about with "almost happy"
Well I really don't like myself, but seeing them makes me hate myself less.
25 April 2009, 01:18 AM
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At least you have a personality.
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Better than nowt.
25 April 2009, 01:24 AM
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Well I really don't like myself, but seeing them makes me hate myself less.
I suppose that's where we differ, I love being myself - everyone else hates me
24 April 2009, 02:12 PM
I want to look like my daughter
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