Swiss' Birthday Bonanza
04 April 2009, 05:16 PM
#1
Swiss' Birthday Bonanza
Where are all my presents you tight gits 
Anyway here are few to cheer you up over the weekend
The Politician
We need politicians like this
One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are
always in the right place!
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, was asked on a local
live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of
torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's ********* to a car
battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save
just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'
Some nice cartoons
Anyway here are few to cheer you up over the weekend
The Politician
We need politicians like this
One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are
always in the right place!
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, was asked on a local
live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of
torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's ********* to a car
battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save
just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'
Some nice cartoons
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05 April 2009, 08:09 PM
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Well I had a lovely birthday, thank you for all of your heartfelt wishes ..I think
I was treated to some duvet olympics with the good lady, followed by some cool presents, namely a sound dock by Altec Lansing for my iphone
and enough vodka to sink a small country, plus a framed picture of my scoob 
and other stuff 
Went out for a fab meal with friends and family and then came home to get badly drunk
As many of you know I have got one year older but not wiser
Which roughly translates as, No I have not learnt anything new and in fact I will continue to be obtuse, inappropriate and have smatterings of 'meldrewness' . Now what does this mean to you lot. Well basically more of the same ramblings and crap out of date jokes. I know you lot will be thrilled by this news
I was treated to some duvet olympics with the good lady, followed by some cool presents, namely a sound dock by Altec Lansing for my iphone
and enough vodka to sink a small country, plus a framed picture of my scoob and other stuff Went out for a fab meal with friends and family and then came home to get badly drunk
As many of you know I have got one year older but not wiser
Which roughly translates as, No I have not learnt anything new and in fact I will continue to be obtuse, inappropriate and have smatterings of 'meldrewness' . Now what does this mean to you lot. Well basically more of the same ramblings and crap out of date jokes. I know you lot will be thrilled by this news
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I know what you were doing really! There is video evidence: http://video.unrulymedia.com/sCFeR-1....mp4?807025002
05 April 2009, 10:15 PM
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I know what you were doing really! There is video evidence: http://video.unrulymedia.com/sCFeR-1....mp4?807025002
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