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Old 14 March 2009, 02:10 PM
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Default Best way to eat crap food?

I've just devoured a whole Tate and Lyle Golden syrup cake along with a glass of milk.

If I know i'm going to eat it (it's mine, it's mine!) is it better to eat it all in the one sitting and feed the fat into my body in one go or eat half today and half tomorrow ensuring the tasty artery clogging, heart attack inducing badness is spread over a period of time?

(yeah, yeah, I know it's bad for me either way but which is the lesser of two evils)
Old 14 March 2009, 03:02 PM
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I'm like that, I'd rather have a packet of biscuits with a cup of tea on a sunday afternoon rather than 2 biscuits each day for a week

Esp Toffeepops!

Assault the body once in a big way rather than constant mild abuse. No idea if any way is better. I think the official name is "binging"...
Old 14 March 2009, 07:18 PM
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im forever binge eating haha cant help it mmmmmm now wheres them mini eggs gone????
Old 14 March 2009, 07:24 PM
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Well, if you ate it along with the milk then it'll be at the right consistency to throw up. So tense your stomach muscles and out it'll all come.

The plus side being that you can then eat another one! The downside that this may be the start of bulimia...

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Old 14 March 2009, 09:38 PM
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through your mouth
Old 15 March 2009, 12:16 PM
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I have been told that the first 10 minutes is crucial. Your body wont register its filling up for 10 minutes so.......
I get a Dominos, Garlic bread, large Dominator, waffles and cookies and a sahre size bottle of coke.
If you can sink it all in 10 minutes ish then you can get far more lard down your neck then if you take time to "enjoy" the taste.

My top tip is speed!!!!

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Old 15 March 2009, 12:33 PM
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Close your eyes and eat at top speed-until you fall over.

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