Love us or the pups get it
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Two of them definately look like they are potential Islamic terrorists.
Send them all to Gitmo just to be safe I say.
Did you ever hear about the terrorist dog ?
Al queda trained a dog to run into a pub wth explosives strapped to his back and at the right moment wag his tail to detonate the bomb. A lucky punter saw what would happen so whipped out a knife cut ff the dogs tail then killed the dog. To remember the occasion the Tail was displayed on the wall behind the bar as a souvenir. The dog though went to the gates of paradise and tried to get in, he was refused entry, You need your tail back to get in they said. The spirit of the dog then went back to heavan to the bar to get his tail back. Late at night the spirit of the dog knocked on the door the land lord opened the door but upon hearing the dogs request said
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"I would really like to help you, but my liquor license doesn't allow me to re-tail spirits after hours!"
Apologies in advance.
Send them all to Gitmo just to be safe I say.
Did you ever hear about the terrorist dog ?
Al queda trained a dog to run into a pub wth explosives strapped to his back and at the right moment wag his tail to detonate the bomb. A lucky punter saw what would happen so whipped out a knife cut ff the dogs tail then killed the dog. To remember the occasion the Tail was displayed on the wall behind the bar as a souvenir. The dog though went to the gates of paradise and tried to get in, he was refused entry, You need your tail back to get in they said. The spirit of the dog then went back to heavan to the bar to get his tail back. Late at night the spirit of the dog knocked on the door the land lord opened the door but upon hearing the dogs request said
.
.
.
.
.
.
"I would really like to help you, but my liquor license doesn't allow me to re-tail spirits after hours!"
Apologies in advance.
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01 April 2019 07:47 AM