The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window...
13 February 2009, 09:08 PM
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The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window...
The Policeman pulled over a car and strolled up to the drivers window: "Excuse me sir, but do you know that you're driving without a rear light?"
The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view
"Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."
"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my fuckin' caravan gone?"
The driver jumped out and ran to the rear of his car and let out a whimpering groan. The driver seemed so genuinely distressed that the policeman took a sympathetic view
"Don't take it so hard, it's not all that serious an offence..."
"Isn't it" the driver cried, "Where's my fuckin' caravan gone?"
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13 February 2009, 09:17 PM
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A man is busy driving his new car through the Welsh mountains when he's pulled over for speeding.
"I was only going 40mph, Officer" he says.
"That's all very well," says the policeman, "But what if Mr Fog comes down ?"
"Well" says the driver sarcastically, "if Mr Fog comes down, I'll take Mr Foot off Mr Accelerator and press him gently onto Mr Brake, slowly bringing Mr Car down to a safer speed."
The policeman sighed and said "No, Sir, what I actually said was, what if MIST or fog comes down ?"
"I was only going 40mph, Officer" he says.
"That's all very well," says the policeman, "But what if Mr Fog comes down ?"
"Well" says the driver sarcastically, "if Mr Fog comes down, I'll take Mr Foot off Mr Accelerator and press him gently onto Mr Brake, slowly bringing Mr Car down to a safer speed."
The policeman sighed and said "No, Sir, what I actually said was, what if MIST or fog comes down ?"
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