Taken from a lincoln forum:

This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's at Tritton Road for a bit
of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to
think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21
year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to
look especially with all the rain we have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask
you for a lift to another store, in my case, Asda at Hykeham. You agree
and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and
both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of
them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap,
kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you,
while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times
last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.


So Be Warned!

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, Lidl are £1.75 and look
better.

 

That happened to me in 1993

 

That joke's even older than me

 

That joke is older then Sunnysideup for goodness sake

 

And my dad in 1963

 

And 1994 and 1995 and...

 

This thread is conclusive proof that time travel is possible

 

still laughed though

 

Many people dont know that this was the first joke ever forwarded via 'email' on Arpanet in about 1978!

 

and before that hand written using a scroll and quill.

 

Wrong! it was first found on cave paintings!

 

Here's the original joke..

 

That's the bill for my chariot wheels....

30" teak with pine spokes, bling innit !

dunx

 

No spinners though... you can see the option box at the bottom right is empty.

Cheapskate!

 

PMSL

 

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