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Old 30 January 2009, 03:36 PM
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May make you blind, only kidding...

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age

May lead to prostate cancer

What can we do these days, that doesn't lead to something unpleasant later on in life
Old 30 January 2009, 03:39 PM
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Good job I'm not a W*nker then........
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despite what people say!!
Old 30 January 2009, 04:14 PM
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Doesn't mean to say that you're not a tosser!
Old 30 January 2009, 04:16 PM
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bugger

So, the big question. . . . .


How often is "frequently".

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Old 30 January 2009, 04:17 PM
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I'd better get into the Doctors for a checkup then.
Old 30 January 2009, 04:20 PM
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I should be dead already!
Old 30 January 2009, 04:21 PM
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Old 30 January 2009, 04:22 PM
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But yet on the same page it says high ejaculation may be linked to a reduction in prostate cancer. I'll ask the wife to have a rummage on the weekend, see if anything pops out?



WOOHOO! I'm not gonna die

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Old 30 January 2009, 04:27 PM
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Thats me destined for an early grave ,if I was,nt already .!!!!
Old 30 January 2009, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
But yet on the same page it says high ejaculation may be linked to a reduction in prostate cancer

I have that problem sometimes I aim for her **** but it ends up in her face
Old 30 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
I have that problem sometimes I aim for her **** but it ends up in her face

Old 30 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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Im dictating as the missus writes this cos my eye-sights that bad..............
Old 30 January 2009, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
I have that problem sometimes I aim for her **** but it ends up in her face

Old 30 January 2009, 04:43 PM
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it's all a conspiracy .... they're only saying that cos the government have told them to. Just as soon as they've worked out a way to tax it then it'll be perfectly good for us and encouraged as a cure for everything
Old 30 January 2009, 04:46 PM
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to55ers and w4nkers the lot of you
Old 30 January 2009, 04:46 PM
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Daily Mash again:

WANKING KILLS - The Daily Mash

5t.
Old 30 January 2009, 04:48 PM
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I thought "clearing the custard" was meant to be beneficial to stop the Prostate from getting bunged up
I wish the medical profession would make its mind up over what is good and what isn't.

Just don't know whether I'm coming or going these days
Old 30 January 2009, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
to55ers and w4nkers the lot of you
Well give me hand then Sara
Old 30 January 2009, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
Well give me hand then Sara

clap??? lol you are on your own there
Old 30 January 2009, 05:13 PM
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As a male with a high sex drive who works from home....this is a problem!
Old 30 January 2009, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
As a male with a high sex drive who works from home....this is a problem!

you are going to have to explain
Old 30 January 2009, 05:15 PM
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59% of the men in both groups said that they had engaged in sexual activity (intercourse or masturbation) 12 times a month or more in their twenties.
Oh jesus!! I smash that per week without fail!
Old 30 January 2009, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobymad555
it's all a conspiracy .... they're only saying that cos the government have told them to. Just as soon as they've worked out a way to tax it then it'll be perfectly good for us and encouraged as a cure for everything
Taxed on spunk!!!

I'd better get another job then!!
Old 30 January 2009, 05:26 PM
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wonder if its a bad sign when it looks like potato water
Old 30 January 2009, 05:36 PM
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You aint gonna get me alive!!!!

*splat* *splat*
Old 30 January 2009, 05:40 PM
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ill take the possiblity any day , over lung cancer

my step-dad decided enuff was enuff today
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Originally Posted by Mitchy260
What can we do these days, that doesn't lead to something unpleasant later on in life
Isn't letting your ***** explode medically inadvisable too?
Old 30 January 2009, 06:57 PM
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Oh FFS, how long before the government adverts about how many **** units ?


I have long said if they taxed it I would be a high rate taxpayer !

In fact I got in trouble when I worked at the Police, when they were rooting through mine and other emails for excuses to do some discipline because someone else had made them look daft, I sent a Lancet article around called "Masturbation guards against Prostate Cancer" to a few mate, they tried to discipline me on it, I pointed out it was from a legitimate source, that it was relevant as I worked with Males and only sent it to them, I said that if you try and pull me up on that I will scream blue murder, I was being interviewed by a high up woman and said "I don't have Prostate Cancer so it must be working", she went red as a beetroot and said I should think about what I email and how it could be perceived, I wanted to say she should have **** and chill out but I didnt.
Old 30 January 2009, 06:58 PM
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Tom Logan, an estate agent from Croydon, said: "I know I had sex maybe 18 or 19 times, but the wanking? Christ knows. Remember, this was all pre X-box. There was, quite literally, nothing else to do."
lmao
Old 30 January 2009, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AndyC_772
Isn't letting your ***** explode medically inadvisable too?
Yes, even at the grand age of thirty eight I turn into a snarling Tasmanian Devil with a boner if I don't get my five a day.


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