cossie-nutter

iTrader: (45)

Ok peeps let's here what you have done in the past?

I have some proper hard core one's but don't fancy getting infracted!

The other week my mate who's not had a bird in ages was taking this bird out in his bosses car.

Well while he was getting ready me and my other mate found a tin of sardines in his mums kitchen so opened it up and cut the fish up in small slices! Then popped to the bosses car and slide them down the air vents!

Anyways he pick her up 5 mins away round the corner (Enough time for the car to get hot!) Anyways when he got where they were going he texted me saying she must have a right stink on as all he could smell is fish, and eveytime he looks at her she gives him a weird look back, Anyways they had there meal and a chat then he took her home, He told her they didn't think they should meet up again and all the best for the future.

He got to mine a short while later and said he was really gutted as she was fit as **** but just couldn't go out with a bird who stank of fish,

Anyways the next day he rang up saying he just can't get the smell out of his car and what should he use or do?

I said back saying Empty your Air Vents on the car and tell me what you find.

He texted my mate and me calling us right c*nts but then saw the funny side later. He's now trying to work out a way to tell that bird he does like her and about the joke! (I don't fancey his chances letting her know he thought she stank of fish! muhahahahaha

austinwrx

at a festival years ago, we all had vw campers then.

knocked and stuck my head round the door of my mates camper- he's just got into bed with his new g'f.

handed him a giant tub of vaseline and said "here you are james, you said you wanted this earlier for something"

her face was a picture !

davegtt

YouTube - Butter on Floor Prank Compilation ****ing funny!

Do that on holiday, tiled floor, hot temperatures etc. FUNNY AS ****.

Matteeboy

Cling film over the bog pan.

Stuck small dried chillis inside grapes (at school) put them back on the vine then offered them around.

Stink bomb under the throttle of a Roller - knowing the owner would only use "kickdown" if selling it. He did. He didn't sell it.

And a few others.