If you were a car what would you be?
27 January 2009, 12:14 PM
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If you were a car what would you be?
I'm bagsieing the back end of a bus gag before anyone beats me to it
27 January 2009, 12:20 PM
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TVR Sagaris - British, made to live life in the fast lane and bags of fun but also a little tempermental
27 January 2009, 12:30 PM
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Smart - nuff said.
27 January 2009, 12:34 PM
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A Datsun Cherry....covered in rust and down one cylinder
27 January 2009, 01:22 PM
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Technically the back end of a bus (whilst quite apt
) is not a car re the title of this thread so does not qualify. Mod Fail !!!
As to what I would be ...well I think it would be an Evo as it has bulges in odd places, quite tempremental and needs love & attention, quite high maintenance, likes to be fettled with
, goes like stink but can run quite rich and the exhaust fumes can be a bit much, shoddy interior, bodywork needs some attention and depreciates like buggery
27 January 2009, 01:25 PM
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Caterham R500 - decent power to weight ratio and hopefully fun but small, not that pretty and often impractical...
27 January 2009, 01:29 PM
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Escort Cosworth. Good looking, sure footed, and desired by many.
27 January 2009, 01:33 PM
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Escort Cosworth. Good looking, sure footed, and desired by many.... with chav tendencies
27 January 2009, 01:33 PM
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An Impreza - Unreliable, ugly and needs regular bigend attention.
27 January 2009, 01:38 PM
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An Impreza - Unreliable, ugly and needs regular bigend attention.
Me too!
27 January 2009, 01:42 PM
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Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
Classic, powerful, rugged looks.
27 January 2009, 01:45 PM
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Normally: an RS200, ultra powerful, made for the job, but ultimately, banned, LOL
Since new year: Anything clapped out that doesn't move too well
27 January 2009, 01:51 PM
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I'd like to think I'm possibly an Audi A8 4.2 LWB. A little bit larger than normal, somewhat understated, and possibly underestimated. Can move quickly when the need arises. Could be considered bland and unstimulating, but at the end of the day, comfortable and reliable.
As to what I actually am, hmm, probably a beige colored BL Metro sitting in a scapyard
27 January 2009, 01:58 PM
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I see most are think they are supercars!
LOL, pull the other one
27 January 2009, 02:03 PM
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can't think of an OLD car, that looks young but bags of fun
27 January 2009, 02:06 PM
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Toyota landcruiser Amazon big and will go anywhere but very thirsty
27 January 2009, 04:13 PM
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Technically the back end of a bus (whilst quite apt
) is not a car re the title of this thread so does not qualify. Mod Fail !!!
Well OK then, I'm an Audi RS6 Avant, reliable, practical, well engineered
and goes well when the throttle is tickled
Oh and has a big ***
27 January 2009, 04:20 PM
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I'm like one of those big 4x4 Chelsea tractors. I drive the kids around, pay stupidly high tax, drink too much and eventually fall over.
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27 January 2009, 04:22 PM
De Lorean Time machine
27 January 2009, 04:23 PM
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Oh and has a big ***
I will see your big *** and raise you with a big wrench
27 January 2009, 04:28 PM
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27 January 2009, 04:36 PM
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Think I'd be a mini
27 January 2009, 04:37 PM
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I will see your big *** and raise you with a big wrench
Urf urf, that man has a very big tool
The adjustable wrench is massive too
BTW Swissy, "You are a big tool" and "You have a big tool" mean different things
27 January 2009, 04:39 PM
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Urf urf, that man has a very big tool
The adjustable wrench is massive too
BTW Swissy, "You are a big tool" and "You have a big tool" mean different things
BTW Scoobychicky, when you hear a man going " HELLO, HELLO,
hello hello hello hello , he is not asking you to repeat yourself
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27 January 2009, 05:12 PM
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Urf urf, that man has a very big tool
The adjustable wrench is massive too
Odd shaped helmet though!
27 January 2009, 07:10 PM
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A Mustang of course
27 January 2009, 07:13 PM
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I'd be some kind of Alfa Romeo. Brilliant on the right day, but unreliable and annoying on the wrong one.
27 January 2009, 08:04 PM
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I would be a Rover MGF...
Poncey.
A sheep in wolfs clothing.
A bit slow.
Not much up top.
And proven to have head problems...
Or maybe a Bentley as they use a Breitling dash clock.
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22b wide and fat lol