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Old 02 January 2009, 09:58 AM
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anybody else get this (would be interested to hear from any women )

i get these random, super thick hair follicles that can be easy plucked or squeezed out, and when you inspect them, it looks like they are 2/3 hair follicles wrapped around each other

the missus thinks i am evolving into the fly
Old 02 January 2009, 10:37 AM
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no, but my beard (just lazy and not shave for a week or two) seems to going whiter quicker than my head hair.

I do however seem to get the odd very long eye brow hair, one or two are about twice as long as the rest of them.

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Old 02 January 2009, 11:00 AM
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A mate of mine gets 3 inch long ear hairs, the temptation to yank them out is massive !
Old 02 January 2009, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
A mate of mine gets 3 inch long ear hairs, the temptation to yank them out is massive !
Not concerned about looking like an ape then?
Old 02 January 2009, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky


anybody else get this (would be interested to hear from any women )

i get these random, super thick hair follicles that can be easy plucked or squeezed out, and when you inspect them, it looks like they are 2/3 hair follicles wrapped around each other

the missus thinks i am evolving into the fly
I get them too, some of them are like twigs
Old 02 January 2009, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky

i get these random, super thick hair follicles that can be easy plucked or squeezed out, and when you inspect them, it looks like they are 2/3 hair follicles wrapped around each other
Yeah, couple of times a year. Easy to identify as they literally stand out when washing your face and feel different, they pull out dead easy and when you poke at them, separate into individual things.

I look forward to them as it's like getting a splinter out - quite satisfying
Old 02 January 2009, 11:15 AM
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Yep, get them too, and no white head hair yet, but quite a few in my beard.

Jesus, this is turning into the old men thread. We'll be discussing stair lifts in a minute!

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Old 02 January 2009, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
I look forward to them as it's like getting a splinter out - quite satisfying

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Old 02 January 2009, 11:34 AM
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I didn't see a section in there on nose hair, I enjoy that too. And occasionally ear. Never lashes tho - that's just weird.
Old 02 January 2009, 11:46 AM
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The Title really caught my eye, as that is what I call mine

I have the occasional Eyelash that grows above the rest (probably only a mm or 2) I used to have a hair on the back of my right calf that was super thin BUT around 3 inches long, Hasn't grown back for about a year now ....... I miss it so

I have a eyebrow hair that is thcker and longer than the rest and is Blond (I have dark hair), and when the light catches it right, it don't half stand out.

I also get the odd hair (and I do mean 1 odd hair) growing now and again on my shoulders

All these mutants and I am only 33
Old 02 January 2009, 11:52 AM
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Are they just ingrowing hairs?
Old 02 January 2009, 11:53 AM
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I have all of the above, just entering into my 33rd year. Those thick black wiskers are very odd, I squeezed one and it shot out like a zit
Old 02 January 2009, 11:57 AM
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Not me i hope j4cko?
Old 02 January 2009, 12:02 PM
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I'm going to have to start studying the male face more closely and start looking for any evidence of these 'mutant beard hairs'
Old 02 January 2009, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
Not me i hope j4cko?
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Old 02 January 2009, 01:01 PM
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Old 02 January 2009, 01:15 PM
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Don't get the weird ingroing multiple beard hair like some of you, but I get 1 extra long and thick eyebrow hair that outgrows the rest despite its the only one I cut off.
Get loads of super thick mutant nasal and ear hair, but a trimmer used daily keeps them at bay.

Mate of mine gets the mutant beard hair though. Looks like he has a big blackhead on his chin, then he squeezes it and out pops a huge hair coiled up.
Old 02 January 2009, 01:50 PM
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I get the odd ginger beard hair, despite not being ging.
Old 02 January 2009, 01:51 PM
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for years i have had one hair on the inside of my wrist that is very tough and on its own. if i pull it out it takes about 6 months to grow another one
Old 02 January 2009, 02:00 PM
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I have black hair and a white beard.
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Originally Posted by stoneface
I have black hair and a white beard.
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Old 02 January 2009, 02:15 PM
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My missus is a hairdresser and they have to be dead careful, if it falls on you and sticks in it can grow, infact her mum lost a toe becasue it grew in and the bone became manky.
Old 02 January 2009, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
My missus is a hairdresser and they have to be dead careful, if it falls on you and sticks in it can grow, infact her mum lost a toe becasue it grew in and the bone became manky.

i know that hair can penetrate the skin but as for growing....na


it has no hair follicle
Old 02 January 2009, 04:20 PM
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Stubble really pisses me off, I have a problem where the hairs seem to grow into the skin rather than out of it. So i attack them with tweesers. Very satisfying
Old 02 January 2009, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
i know that hair can penetrate the skin but as for growing....na


it has no hair follicle
No its true, other peoples hair growing in you like a parasite

I've got a freaky bad boy long hair growing out of my forearm, want to pluck it but decided to grow it to see how long it'll get, about 2 1/2" now.

Gets any longer and I'll have to get some ghd's on it
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it is dead before it is even cut so a hairdresser would find it very hard to grow someone elses hair
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Lads, this thread has had me in kinks
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Lads, this thread has had me in kinks
GHD's for you to
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Originally Posted by richiewong
GHD's for you to
I'll leave it curly, thanks
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Lads, this thread has had me in kinks

lads?


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