Felix.

General election called
B&Q go under
Last years X factor winner is never heard of again
Boris Johnson to coble the M25

Maxxed_Ross

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The Edinburgh Tram project is either scrapped or still isn't finished
Top Gear is taken off the air
Landrover go under again and don't get bailed out this time


Can't think of anything else

Funkii Munkii

More doom and gloom, driven by a devious and ravenous British media.

England to spank the Aussies 5-0 in the Ashes

sti-04!!

Doom & gloom to be reinstated for the british public after the goverment realise that its actually skint & cant afford to give us ration books .

I am legend (the film) actually to come true by the end of 2009.

The above to be a load of pish & the media actually put there hands up & say that the credit crunch was just invented to sell papers & advertising space .........................

stara

only official government sanctioned newspapers to be sold.

speed restrictive devices standard fit in all new cars.

the 'free' tax on cars reduced from 100g/km to 0g/km

wide tyres banned due to increase in emmisions due to rolling resistance, maximum width is now 185mm

not aloud to say or type bomb and government in the same sentence. doing so will mean........................hang on theres someone banging my door..brb....