thesyn

Ok as the thread says.
I'll start. Several years ago billed as a medieval banquet; consisted of a 2 hour alcohol free coach journey to some old sh*thole in Kent. Then kept waiting in the freezing cold given the bare mimimum alcohol of the worst variety (no bar to top up).
Food was inedible and then it all got so much worse....3 t*ssers in fancy dress, allegedly medieval, started playing penny whistles and generally behaving like ***** dragging stone cold sober punters up be humiliated by singing along etc. The entertainers were lucky not to be punched.
Worst part was as one of the guvners ( I didn,t organise it! ) I had to try and keep staff moral up during the fiasco.
Staff have now taken over the event.
OK so that was just a rubbish do but lets hear about embarrassing behaviour and indiscretions preferably leading to disciplinary hearings etc, don't be shy

Fuzz

I was only told of what I got up on that fateful night, I still to this day cannot remember what happened, only someone banging on the bog door in the early hours saying the Taxi was outside.

It involved copious amounts of (in order) Stella, white wine, tequila and corve.... coerves... some posh brandy, some karaoke and toilet / alleyway breaks, some with women, others to empty the stomach ready for the next pub .....

Never again..

mart360

Year one...
Staff organised

bowling

meal in country & western diner

onto pub for drinks


Year 2
management organised
Bowling
Meal (resteraunt, fool crap, veggies arrived after food was finished, another internal dept having do on same evening)

Pub? forget it


This year
Staff reorganized

Bowling

country & wester diner

Pub for drink


Requests are already coming in for next years event


Mart

claypole55

my works too friggin tight!

thesyn

Great so far.
But come on has no-oneshagged their supervisor or secretary or smacked their boss after strong drink had been taken?
names and dates can be changed.
Should have titled the thread to best or worst chrismas do
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