Not only did he physically wound Hislop on Have I got news for you - no doubt sending the Elf and Safety nutters into a knicker- wetting frenzy, but he also then writes a cracker of an article in his column

Ambulance, quick - some idiot’s had a brainwave | Jeremy Clarkson - Times Online

Clarkson for PM!

 

He is right though the world is getting increasingly inept, christ knows why.

They should just fine people for wasting nhs time, that will cut down on the vast amounts of stupid callouts, no ifs or buts either be a valid call out or get your **** fined for it.

 

He is so annoyingly bloody dismissive of everything and such a smug right wing superior snob with bullying tendencies. However I often agree with loads of what he says and the country needs more like him . Ehhh??!!!

I just wish it was a Northerner slagging off the shandy drinkers that thinks anyone/anything outside the M25 is a bit retarded for a change!

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Jeremy Clarkson is a classed as a northerner -Yorkshire man to be precise - he was born in the North - Doncaster hospital I believe

Richard

 

Quality article - excellent as always

 

So it IS purely to get a rise.

He MUST post here as someone surely

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ROFLMAO

 

Very good article, right to the point and so accurate. So many seem incapable of doing anything for themself or coping with minor problems these days. I was standing behind a young woman at the till today and she expected the cashier to collect and bag up her goods, put her card into the reader for her, and almost to key in her pin number. She stood there like a stuffed dummy having to be told what to do next. Not a word of thanks of course, and it was as though she expected rose petals to be strewn on the floor as she walked out. Must be what socialism does for us these days.

Les

 

Bang on. Should be an instant fine for anyone who makes a useless call to the emergency services. Waste of all our money and potentially life thretening behaviour.

If they are of the right age too they should also be sterilised on the spot so that they can't mess up the gene pool any further.

5t.

 

lol only Clarkson eh...

 

That's just like a Clarkson car review

I'm sure that I am JC's non-identical twin, separated at birth. His views are almost always exactly mine it's uncanny. I have long considered going shopping armed, but usually opt for the more acceptable unsociable hours option to avoid contact with the general population of this dump we call Britain.

 

 

18 years ago i got knocked of my motorbike and slid down the road, ended up with a broken collar bone, fractures femur and fractured ankle as well as numerous cuts.
some1 in a nearby house called the ambulance and i was carted of to hospital.

While i was in hospital (17 days) i got a bill for the ambulance!!!! (i think it was around £17) - do people not have to pay a bill for calling them anymore? maybe this is why numpties call them out to use as personal taxis

I think they should get at least a £50 bill to be paid immediately otherwise they should get arrested for time wasting with at least a £200 fine, do it a 2nd time and give them a criminal record

 

Agree.Well said that man!

 

Oi Clarkie - remember me???!!! I thought you worked for Audi and asked for some keys to an A4 press car. All YOUR fault swanning about like you owned the b place when you didn't.

No F off back south to Chippie-on-da-Shoulda. LOL

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PS LOVE your work dahlink