cossie-nutter

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Do it up abit with some neons and a sound system and hire your self out with all the birds on the weekend! :mrgreen:

all type cars : DENNIS FIRE ENGINE 1990-G DIESEL AUTO

stilover

opatunaty

Good luck presenting your business plan to the Bank manager.

Leslie

Cheap at half the price!

Probably pretty good mechanically, with all the servicing they must get.

Les

SteveScooby

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There's a busienss not far from me who do this already, call themselves the blazing squad, they seem to do quite well from it

Matteeboy

Sorry but I must also laugh at that spelling of "opportunity!"

Coffin Dodger

HGV licence, insurance, public liability insurance, probably have to jump through about a million health and safety hoops, etc. May not be quite such an easy business to set up as you may think

lightning101

What about the fire engine ?

Leslie

Looks like wishful thinking to me.

Les

Scoobychick

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"Drives superb"

Grrr

Why do people put this in car ads? It REALLY annoys me

The Rig

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would you rather they told the truth and said drives a bit harsh,shocks worn, drive shaft very noisy ha ha ha

do women say they have a grumpy muff when dating, nope, do men say they have penile worts, nope, you have to find out for yourself in life

SiPie

Buy it

Scoobychick

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No, I'd rather they said "Drives superbly"

bullitt_Lynz

lmao... got one in sheffield Fire Engine Limo in Sheffield South Yorkshire

unfortunately does not come with hot firemen

Bubba po

The trouble is, they usually say "Looks and drives superb", so whatever they do they can't add the appropriate word.

Scoobychick

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That's the most important bit!

Scoobychick

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Yep, that annoys me even more

Tenby

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lmao, why would anybody hire that?

Torquemada

That would be awesome to own, think my garage is a bit too small for it though

Reminds me of when I was at college and decided I wanted to by an ex police bus with something like 32 seats - Party bus! That idea also didn't last long

Scoobychick

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I'd like a Simon Snorkel, I don't know what it is about them that does it for me, I just know that it does

Tenby

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GC8

Is it their impressive erect size?

NotoriousREV

*Checks profanisaurus*

davegtt

I dont need a snorkel, if it helps I can breath through my ears

austinwrx

you can't display blue lights, you can't use them, you have to ensure it doesn't look like a fire engine:

saw one in birmingham with a pile of slags in it on a hen do.

at least the truck suspension is more likely to take their weight than a limo.

Coffin Dodger

Surely not, I thought it was classy there

cossie-nutter

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