Nasal Hair
30 November 2008, 11:38 AM
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Nasal Hair
Not a very pleasant subject, but what's the best method, short of napalm, to get rid of the stuff 
As I get older it's more like privet than hair
At least I can enjoy not having ear hair, YET!
As I get older it's more like privet than hair
At least I can enjoy not having ear hair, YET!
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30 November 2008, 11:54 AM
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This is what you want: Beauty wand
They are way more effective than those so called 'nasal hair trimmers' which are rubbish
30 November 2008, 11:56 AM
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Actually this one is cheaper and comes without the attachments but basically does the same job: Beauty trimmer
30 November 2008, 12:01 PM
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You could always plait it and make a bit of a facial feature of it
Pluck them out, will make your eyes water but hey, you are a man and can take the pain
Better still, get your other half to pluck them out, she will have a whale of a time
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30 November 2008, 12:34 PM
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You paint such an attractive picture of yourself
This is what you want: Beauty wand
They are way more effective than those so called 'nasal hair trimmers' which are rubbish
This is what you want: Beauty wand
They are way more effective than those so called 'nasal hair trimmers' which are rubbish
Thanks for the Beauty wand info, I'm sure it's a little less dangerous than trimming with kitchen scissors ( I do sterilise before returning to the kitchen, honest). Why do us mens have to suffer such afflictions
30 November 2008, 12:38 PM
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Plucking them is more painful than child birth
So I'm told!Quite how I'm going to introduce the subject of nasal hair plucking to a prospective GF is beyond me. Advice please
30 November 2008, 12:41 PM
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30 November 2008, 12:50 PM
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What about hair removal cream?
Any ideas on how to sort this: [img] http://rapspot.dk/wp-content/uploads.../Hairy-***.jpg[/img]
Any ideas on how to sort this: [img] http://rapspot.dk/wp-content/uploads.../Hairy-***.jpg[/img]
30 November 2008, 12:51 PM
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Hello gorgeous, before I kiss you would you mind plucking these hairs out of my hooter please, otherwise you will be spiked to death
30 November 2008, 01:03 PM
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Would it be wrong of me to offer to come and remove your hairy bits for you?
30 November 2008, 02:21 PM
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You think that you have problems!
In this fortnight's Private Eye, in the Funny Old World section (P17) there is an article about a man who attended BP Koirala Memorial Hospital in Chitwan, Nepal. He had mouth cancer that was successfully treated after removing the melanoma from inside his right cheek.
Five months later they covered the damaged area with a skin graft - but unfortunately it was taken from his chest
"It really is a nuisance because every time I put food into my mouth, some of it gets pushed out through my nose by the hair growth and it does not look nice. I now have to pay daily visits to the hospital to have an inner month shave, just so I can eat and breathe."
Yeeeuuck!
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In this fortnight's Private Eye, in the Funny Old World section (P17) there is an article about a man who attended BP Koirala Memorial Hospital in Chitwan, Nepal. He had mouth cancer that was successfully treated after removing the melanoma from inside his right cheek.
Five months later they covered the damaged area with a skin graft - but unfortunately it was taken from his chest
"It really is a nuisance because every time I put food into my mouth, some of it gets pushed out through my nose by the hair growth and it does not look nice. I now have to pay daily visits to the hospital to have an inner month shave, just so I can eat and breathe."
Yeeeuuck!
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30 November 2008, 03:10 PM
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You think that you have problems!
In this fortnight's Private Eye, in the Funny Old World section (P17) there is an article about a man who attended BP Koirala Memorial Hospital in Chitwan, Nepal. He had mouth cancer that was successfully treated after removing the melanoma from inside his right cheek.
Five months later they covered the damaged area with a skin graft - but unfortunately it was taken from his chest
"It really is a nuisance because every time I put food into my mouth, some of it gets pushed out through my nose by the hair growth and it does not look nice. I now have to pay daily visits to the hospital to have an inner month shave, just so I can eat and breathe."
Yeeeuuck!
mb
In this fortnight's Private Eye, in the Funny Old World section (P17) there is an article about a man who attended BP Koirala Memorial Hospital in Chitwan, Nepal. He had mouth cancer that was successfully treated after removing the melanoma from inside his right cheek.
Five months later they covered the damaged area with a skin graft - but unfortunately it was taken from his chest
"It really is a nuisance because every time I put food into my mouth, some of it gets pushed out through my nose by the hair growth and it does not look nice. I now have to pay daily visits to the hospital to have an inner month shave, just so I can eat and breathe."
Yeeeuuck!
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I'm now not concerned by my bum fluff
30 November 2008, 03:25 PM
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£3 nose hair trimmer from hongkong/ebay ftw!
works like a treat on my nasal jungle
tried plucking them for a few months as the joker who told me to do it, claimed that they come out easier and easier the more you do it
the only thing that comes out easier is your eyeballs as it fooken hurts
works like a treat on my nasal jungle
tried plucking them for a few months as the joker who told me to do it, claimed that they come out easier and easier the more you do it
the only thing that comes out easier is your eyeballs as it fooken hurts
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30 November 2008, 03:39 PM
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£3 nose hair trimmer from hongkong/ebay ftw!
works like a treat on my nasal jungle
tried plucking them for a few months as the joker who told me to do it, claimed that they come out easier and easier the more you do it
the only thing that comes out easier is your eyeballs as it fooken hurts
works like a treat on my nasal jungle
tried plucking them for a few months as the joker who told me to do it, claimed that they come out easier and easier the more you do it
the only thing that comes out easier is your eyeballs as it fooken hurts
Thanks. Know what you mean re the hurt. I'll search for a strimmer....no, trimmer
30 November 2008, 04:16 PM
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just tear it out with tweezers you big wimp! makes you sneeze, but that clear the snot as well, so kills two birds with one stone