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Wonder if the Queen invited John Leslie?

davegtt

Peters 50 already? Wont be long then before its ready to pop its clogs and we get some airtime for some decent TV

Turbo2

Junior Top Gear would be a good replacement: half an hour of kids racing each other in Veyrons and Eurofighters for example, or if that's a bit risque/risky maybe radio controlled toy versions?

Don't know if that would beat the black & white footage of an Elephant dropping its load in the studio though?

I wonder what the zookeeper said to his missus when she quizzed him about the state of his turd-smeared uniform when he got home that night? I bet she'd been dying to know how he got on during his 15 minutes of TV fame.

jacrobat

Richard Bacon did not get an invite. It is a bit odd seeing the blond one from a few years ago now on Sky Sports news. Nice guy - I used to **** his cousin.

lozgti

You have to admit...it was poor even when you were a kid and watched it.

Same goes for newsround but childrens telly was a bit thin on the ground once! You'd watch any old scraps