Worst place for eyeing up opposite sex?
30 September 2008, 03:53 PM
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Worst place for eyeing up opposite sex?
Whats the worst or perhaps most inappropriate place for checking out the talent?
30 September 2008, 03:59 PM
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Weight watchers.
30 September 2008, 04:01 PM
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Old peoples home!
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Old peoples home!
I dunno, some of the carers at my Grannies home are
30 September 2008, 04:07 PM
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
30 September 2008, 04:11 PM
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
The man does pose a good question here.... I say no
30 September 2008, 04:31 PM
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Is there a bad place to eye ball a fitty?
morgue?
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What if you were a necrophiliac?
30 September 2008, 04:34 PM
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morgue?
Even if they are still warm?
Seriously though, what if the attendant at the morgue is fit?
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morgue?
What about if she works there and is actually still walking around? OK now?
30 September 2008, 04:36 PM
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Yeah but getting a stiffie at a stiff.... that's just wrong....
30 September 2008, 04:38 PM
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What about if she works there and is actually still walking around? OK now?
Undead? Zombie????? VAMPIRE!!!
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Undead? Zombie????? VAMPIRE!!!
At least she's guaranteed to suck you!
30 September 2008, 04:43 PM
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EDITED: That was at Tam's comment and not the Primary School one....
30 September 2008, 04:44 PM
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...at least you get to kiss people at funerals..and not all relatives...damn rednecks.
30 September 2008, 04:47 PM
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Primary school
Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
30 September 2008, 04:58 PM
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Sometimes the kids mates mums drop them off, some are rather nice and one I am sure posted on a Gentlemans special interest site I frequent from time to time, if its not her she has a twin sister. My missus knows my game as I generally only tear myself away from what I am doing if the nice ones are around.
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School playground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry
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Primary school
lol beat me to it, did'nt read the posts
30 September 2008, 05:12 PM
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Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
Mmmmm, MILF's
30 September 2008, 05:23 PM
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How about at the Sperm doner clinic...
30 September 2008, 05:25 PM
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How about at the Sperm doner clinic...
the clap clinic possibly!
30 September 2008, 05:27 PM
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in the company of your mrs ,, lol .
30 September 2008, 05:29 PM
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Another bad place is a Lesbian club
They might be bi.
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Young Mums..... I see some right crackers going past when I'm on the way to work...
A girl I 'see' on and off is 18. Her mum had her when she was 15, and is still fit now.
She has agoraphobia and I don't think she's had any male company for years; she is gagging for it. Not sure what to do tbh?
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A girl I 'see' on and off is 18. Her mum had her when she was 15, and is still fit now.
She has agoraphobia and I don't think she's had any male company for years; she is gagging for it. Not sure what to do tbh?
Walk daughter home.
Be invited in for coffee
Threesome
Take photos... lots of photos
30 September 2008, 05:48 PM
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I'll post them in the muppet room, just for you.
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should do, but I bet it's not what you
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I dunno, some of the carers at my Grannies home are
Yup, second that, some of the ones where my mum is are young, fit and friendly
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An AA meeting
The dole queue
Transvestite get together
Any Green Party Event
McDonalds
Prison
At your wedding........
30 September 2008, 03:53 PM
Worst place for eyeing up opposite sex?
She has agoraphobia and I don't think she's had any male company for years; she is gagging for it. Not sure what to do tbh? 
