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Old 12 September 2008, 03:44 PM
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For me, Ian Beale off Eastenders and Charlie the Male Nurse off Casualty, the half Caste Paramedic who used to talk like she was from Kingston town used to anniy me as well.
Old 12 September 2008, 03:46 PM
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CJ Demooi from Eggheads. The fekker just wont stand still long enough to balance on it, being a flat screen its pretty hard to get someone to stand on the telly for long.

Seriously though, I would love to be able to go on that show, if I lose to him I can beat him with a ****ty stick. Its a no lose senario
Old 12 September 2008, 04:20 PM
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Everyone in every single soap.

Everyone in every single reality TV programme.

Johnny Vegas - currently in the teabags advert.

That should do for starters.
Old 12 September 2008, 04:26 PM
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Honestly I don't watch them but have you noticed what terrible actors they are in soaps? Kids especially rubbish.

Gail from crossroads for me.I mean Coronation Street
Old 12 September 2008, 04:27 PM
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Alan Carr. I want Tommy Saxondale to have a word with him
Old 12 September 2008, 04:27 PM
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C*nt and Dic
Jonathon Toss
Simon Cowgirl

have me reaching for the off button
Old 12 September 2008, 04:31 PM
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Delia Smith - patronising witch
Old 12 September 2008, 04:51 PM
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Too many to say.

but if someone were to lamp Vernon Kaye; I would smile. A lot.
Old 12 September 2008, 05:03 PM
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That silly fat interfering woman in emerdale

Richard
Old 12 September 2008, 05:16 PM
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The bloke with a mouth like a muppet from the holiday programme.

Vicky Butler- Henderson (in fact any presenter from Fifth Gear.....the fat bloke with a stupid beard.......get yer feckin' hair cut!! )

The prat from the Gadget Show with the made-up comedy voice.

The ubiquitous Jodie Kidd.

Ken Livingstone.

The Hairy Bikers.

The so-called comedian with dark hair who's sometimes on 'Mock the Week' but isn't bleedin' funny.

I'm sure I can think of some more.........

Old 12 September 2008, 05:17 PM
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The whole cast of Eastenders.

Particularly the one with the kid whose boyfriend has just been murdered
Old 12 September 2008, 05:29 PM
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Charlotte Church. That show of hers on Channel for is absolutely dire.

The bloke off the Safestyle ads. If ever anyone deserves to die a horrible death, it's him. aarrggghhh

Carol Vordeman. She aggravates the life out of me on Countdown

I'm sure there are loads more, will have to have a think
Old 12 September 2008, 05:59 PM
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Vorderman used to be an amusing geeky quiz assistant, I cant quite cope with the vamp image and the ruthless pursuit of advertising anything, regardless of whether its ethical, stop ffs woman I am sure you have enough money not to have to sell your soul to loan companies.

Charlotte Church is indeed out of her depth, she isnt that bad but she doesnt have enough to carry a chat show without the very obvious rehersal and scripting.

Safestyle, the man is a Troll, not even a nice Bill Bailey type Troll.
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Anyone off the Halifax Adverts they all deserve to Die also
Old 12 September 2008, 06:03 PM
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Alan Carr for sure - anyone who over eggs the camp card needs a swift kicking IMO.
Russell Brand - his latest political rant at the MTV music awards proved beyond doubt that despite his booky wooks he is an r'tard.
BBC breakfasts North West news weather presenters Eno and the other woman. They have more testosterone than a weighlifters medication oh and the scruffy get on BBC North west tonight who does the sport...

Loads of others will have a ponder
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Originally Posted by ghplumb
Anyone off the Halifax Adverts they all deserve to Die also
Agreed I bypass mute and move straight to standby
Old 12 September 2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ghplumb
Anyone off the Halifax Adverts they all deserve to Die also

Not being horrible here, but does anyone else think the little Chinese bloke, looks like his head is far to big for his body
Old 12 September 2008, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Not being horrible here, but does anyone else think the little Chinese bloke, looks like his head is far to big for his body
just seen the little guy...... and your right
Old 12 September 2008, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
The whole cast of Eastenders.

Particularly the one with the kid whose boyfriend has just been murdered
Old 12 September 2008, 06:29 PM
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Lowrie Turner,Anne Diamond,Davina macall ,Vicky Butler Henderson.
Old 12 September 2008, 07:03 PM
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Princess Di
Robert Maxwell
George Melly
Old 12 September 2008, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
Princess Di
Robert Maxwell
George Melly
Is your TV in a time warp...?


Gillian McKeith
Trinny and Susannah
Trinny or Susannah
Old 12 September 2008, 07:21 PM
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Sylvia from this years Big Bruvva

Attention seeking ***** bag bitch slapper cow ****.

She's got a face I could punch and punch and punch, then $hit on then punch again.
Old 12 September 2008, 07:21 PM
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Cj off eggheads
Graham Norton


I would never get tired of punching there heads in..
Old 12 September 2008, 07:26 PM
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Fiona Bruce reading the 6pm news, she drives me insane
Old 12 September 2008, 07:28 PM
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a shorter list for me would be to tell you who I liked
Old 12 September 2008, 07:48 PM
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Anybody on Big Brother
Janet Street Porter
Sue "BBC's only sporting presenter" Barker
Old 12 September 2008, 07:54 PM
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All the retards off the confused.com adverts need an immediate beating.
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Sylvia from this years Big Bruvva

Attention seeking ***** bag bitch slapper cow ****.

She's got a face I could punch and punch and punch, then $hit on then punch again.
She speaks very highly of you!
Old 12 September 2008, 08:32 PM
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That ***** from XL airways who is blubbering in his interview, grrr, where's my £800 ya scum bag!


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