What's in a name ?
01 September 2008, 01:25 PM
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What's in a name ?
What's in a name?
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete ... she is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, I.C.U.
ah cmon you know a good clean joke is hard to find these days!
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete ... she is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, Picabo, I.C.U.
ah cmon you know a good clean joke is hard to find these days!
01 September 2008, 01:31 PM
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Apparently, good taste ones are hard to find too!
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a *******?"
"No, I never found the head."
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a *******?"
"No, I never found the head."
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You're welcome....enjoy this one; it's likely to get me in touble!
What do spinach and **** sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
*ducks*
What do spinach and **** sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
*ducks*
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Less controversial one:
Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
and MOST important...
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
and MOST important...
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
01 September 2008, 02:04 PM
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Justified I'd say.
My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said,
"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."
My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said,
"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants."
