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Old 04 August 2008, 03:59 PM
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Angry Fookin Mother In Law

Why are some of them are soo fookin evil I'm not going to bore you with my relationship problem, but I am just so annoyed with my mother in law, she caused so much grief between me and my wife. She never liked me, never wanted me to marry her daughter, always looked for ways of brainwashing my wife and getting her to divorce me and now she has started to influence my wife so much that I'm having big problems which might lead to divorce

Sorry to bore you guys.

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Your relationship can't be that great if she has that amount of influence over it.
Old 04 August 2008, 04:05 PM
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cook her a meal using one of anthony worrall thomsons recipes

she may inadvertanly die, however you can blame the fat ginger gerbil
Old 04 August 2008, 04:13 PM
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awwww, thats terrible. d5hof. They are all the same. Mine is ok now, but when the kids were born, she was all but telling everyone her Son gave birth to them

You must really have a good long talk with your wife. Good luck
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Mine's wonderful - she really is.

I see far more of her than I do my own mother.
Old 04 August 2008, 04:16 PM
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It's my mother who has been evil beyond belief to my wife,my brothers wife and my sisters ex.

Sympathise with you.I find the behaviour appalling and they certainly can be very nasty some people.Saddens me my mothers behaviour
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Originally Posted by 84of300
They are all the same.
Nooooooooo, mine is superb, couldn't fault the woman.
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
cook her a meal using one of anthony worrall thomsons recipes

she may inadvertanly die, however you can blame the fat ginger gerbil
Old 04 August 2008, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Nooooooooo, mine is superb, couldn't fault the woman.
Mines great now, but she was a bit of a pain in the early days.
Old 04 August 2008, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Why are some of them are soo fookin evil I'm not going to bore you with my relationship problem, but I am just so annoyed with my mother in law, she caused so much grief between me and my wife. She never liked me, never wanted me to marry her daughter, always looked for ways of brainwashing my wife and getting her to divorce me and now she has started to influence my wife so much that I'm having big problems which might lead to divorce

Sorry to bore you guys.

Shof
**** the mother-in-law. That's clearly what she wants.
Old 04 August 2008, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
**** the mother-in-law. That's clearly what she wants.
You may not be too far off, all my troubles with my now ex mother in law started when she made advances which i didnt want, but from that day on she caused me so much hassle.
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Originally Posted by stilover
**** the mother-in-law. That's clearly what she wants.
Lol, no thanks you have to see the beast!!
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Originally Posted by scoobynewbie72
You may not be too far off, all my troubles with my now ex mother in law started when she made advances which i didnt want, but from that day on she caused me so much hassle.

UUrrrgh.

Is she a GMILF?
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must admit mine is great, she helps out around the home (she is retired and mrs is on maternity leave) so it also means we have a carer when the mrs goes back to work. (only lives about 3 mile away)

try the website at the bottom of the page (these ads are funny)

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How's the baby Jaytc2003?
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Originally Posted by fatherpierre
Your relationship can't be that great if she has that amount of influence over it.
Maybe not, but if she stayed out of the picture I could at least try!
You see both me and my wife are pretty young (26 and 20 respectively), we dated for about three years before we decided to tie the knot. Once her family found out all the problem started. My wife is the youngest in her family so was always a bit close to her mum and she being 20 does not help either, stupid girl is pretty gullible!
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Lol, no thanks you have to see the beast!!


Well the wife will only turn out like the mother so you might be counting your blessings one day ........
Old 04 August 2008, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Wish
Well the wife will only turn out like the mother so you might be counting your blessings one day ........
You telling me
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Originally Posted by Wish
Well the wife will only turn out like the mother so you might be counting your blessings one day ........
Sorry, but
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Maybe not, but if she stayed out of the picture I could at least try!
You see both me and my wife are pretty young (26 and 20 respectively), we dated for about three years before we decided to tie the knot. Once her family found out all the problem started. My wife is the youngest in her family so was always a bit close to her mum and she being 20 does not help either, stupid girl is pretty gullible!
Ah this now sound familiar.
My best mate met a lass of 17, when he was 22. Her family tried like hell to split them up. She was too young. He was too old. They tried to get her to go to Uni as far away as so my mate couldn't go down on weekends. They wanted her to travel etc. Do anything other than be tied down at a young age.

They've now been married for 5-6 years and have 2 kids. In the end her family just got over it and are, I think quite pleased now that she's ended up with my mate and not someone else who might not have treated her in the same way.
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Originally Posted by Spoon
How's the baby Jaytc2003?
awesome,loving it
Old 04 August 2008, 06:13 PM
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My mother in law is great, father in law is mad as a box of rabid badgers sometimes though, he can be lovely and hilarious but sometimes just plain hard work.
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been with my lass for approx 7 years, i have never met her mother

she was a **** when i first got with her, and said some pathetic things about me (without even meeting me?)

banned me from her home?

she wanted her daughter to date a friend of the family apperently

anyway, i ignored her, and how much joy did i feel when the missus finally moved into my pad, and her mother wanted to come and visit, "sorry darling but your mother is banned from this place"

what a result, i waited 6 years to say that, felt ****en awesome

felt a bit bad for the missus as its not her fault, but i am the ****en "alpha" now, so tough titty


not sure if i could ban her if we buy a house together mind , can always try i suppose


on the other hand, her father is spot on, cant fault him, shared many a beer with him and i respect him 100%
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Originally Posted by d5hof
Why are some of them are soo fookin evil I'm not going to bore you with my relationship problem, but I am just so annoyed with my mother in law, she caused so much grief between me and my wife. She never liked me, never wanted me to marry her daughter, always looked for ways of brainwashing my wife and getting her to divorce me and now she has started to influence my wife so much that I'm having big problems which might lead to divorce

Sorry to bore you guys.

Shof
Had you considered killing the old witch? Simply planning it might make you feel better.....
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Originally Posted by GC8
Had you considered killing the old witch? Simply planning it might make you feel better.....
refer to anthony worrall thompson post above perfect alibi
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my mother in law lives on the other side of the world and doesnt speak english.

Win, win situation
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well not my mother in-law.but saturday my niece got married and her mother in-law had started lot of sh*t before the wedding.she hate scoursers and anybody who likes them bad move as my wife side of the family are all scoursers .plus she slagged off my 4 year old daughter and wonted to rope her to a tree.then yesterday assaulted my wife. and i'm still waiting for the police to turn up this bitch is totally nuts and needs help before someone beat the crap out of her.
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move as far away as you can............
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Originally Posted by bootsy
well not my mother in-law.but saturday my niece got married and her mother in-law had started lot of sh*t before the wedding.she hate scoursers and anybody who likes them bad move as my wife side of the family are all scoursers .plus she slagged off my 4 year old daughter and wonted to rope her to a tree.then yesterday assaulted my wife. and i'm still waiting for the police to turn up this bitch is totally nuts and needs help before someone beat the crap out of her.
Classy
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
My mother in law is great, father in law is mad as a box of rabid badgers sometimes though, he can be lovely and hilarious but sometimes just plain hard work.

Snap. Although unfortunately my mum in law isn't around anymore.

Thinking back, I got on well with all the previous GF's mums - must have made the right impression x10



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