WTF?

 

Ah yes, Tom Cruise, well it's a funny story.

Tom was to play the part of the Webmaster in a Hollywood remake of the film "Scoobynet, SIAL and two smoking evo's", the original version was made by a low budget film company based in Lowestoft called "Valves Flims Fiche Ltd".

Anyway, the remake never materialised because when the writers went on strike just before the Oscars, the scripts were lost.

Tom used the advance from the film to buy a 1993 jdm wrx in beige and came to the last Micklehead Green meet in St Helens with his wife Katie.

We all got on well (he's even shorter in real life) but once he felt comfortable in out presence, he confessed he was actually a fudge packer. He and Katie argued, they left. We havent seen him since. I think they are back in America where they live.

So to cut a long story short, Tom is a friend of Scoobynet, Webby and me (except when he talks about Scientology)...

Hope that helps.

 

Is that crack your smoking?

 

Nope, unless you're talking about the other Tom Cruise, then the above is a story.

The Tom Cruise I am talking about is from Widnes and is actually called Leory Macintyre.

The film to which I refer was a film that would have been made had things not meant that it wasnt.

The meeting in the pub where Tom confirmed he was a fudge packer was because he got his fork lift license in May and got a job in a fudge warehouse.

The arguement with Katie was actually a debate about MAF sensors between Neil and Julian. Katie wasnt there.

Hope this helps.

 

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