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Old 01 August 2008, 05:29 PM
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Wink The Titanic never sank!!

There are a number of good reasons to believe that the vessel which sank on the night of April 14/15 was in fact Titanic's slightly older, and very similar, sister ship Olympic.

I don't have any to hand though.
Old 01 August 2008, 05:34 PM
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Too much Clive Cussler reading me thinks
Old 01 August 2008, 05:50 PM
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Nah, I don't read!
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So where is it then?
Old 01 August 2008, 06:02 PM
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It was abducted by aliens and taken to the moon. Have you not seen the photos?
Old 01 August 2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyvirgin
There are a number of good reasons to believe that the vessel which sank on the night of April 14/15 was in fact Titanic's slightly older, and very similar, sister ship Olympic.

I don't have any to hand though.
Didnt the Olympic have an irreparably damaged keel, after an incident with the RN?
Old 01 August 2008, 06:42 PM
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I saw a program a while back that almost proved that theory so I kinda agree it was actually the olympic that sank not the titanic, being an open minded 30 somthing person that is.

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Old 01 August 2008, 06:48 PM
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Yes. It was all an insurance scam. It was arranged by the same man who killed Marilyn Monroe, faked the lunar landing, blew up the third tower and injected black men with Aids...
I admire this mans creativity - most clever

Seriously though - the theory, like all conspiracy theories is interesting, but only the moon landing and the third tower/pentagon scandals are actually based on fact...
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So if it was the Olympic what happened to the Titanic, and where are Kate and Leonardo?
Old 01 August 2008, 06:55 PM
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She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she *will*. It is a mathematical certainty
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Yes. It was all an insurance scam. It was arranged by the same man who killed Marilyn Monroe, faked the lunar landing, blew up the third tower and injected black men with Aids...
I admire this mans creativity - most clever

Seriously though - the theory, like all conspiracy theories is interesting, but only the moon landing and the third tower/pentagon scandals are actually based on fact...
Excuse me... Are you mental?
Old 01 August 2008, 07:25 PM
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Kate drifted away one of those floaty matt things that they have at the swimming baths. Leo was never there, it was rumoured that it was actually his slightly older twin brother.
Old 01 August 2008, 08:18 PM
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YouTube - Titanic 2 Trailer


its on the web soz its gotta be true



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Old 01 August 2008, 08:36 PM
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I suppose this is what is good about people everyone has a different opinion on subjects like this which is what makes things interesting
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So if the Titanic didn't sink where is it?
Old 01 August 2008, 08:47 PM
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The Olympic sank a few years later I believe.
Old 01 August 2008, 08:53 PM
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So where is it?
Old 01 August 2008, 09:01 PM
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The Gigantic/Britannic sank when it hit a mine.
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
So where is it then?

The pikeys weighed it in
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Weighed it in what? Must've been big scales
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Oh, for Gods sake. You idiots know nothing

The Titanic was in fact launched from Area 51 by the CIA, landed on the moon and is stll there.

The operation was headed by John F. Kennedy who was the gay lover of Lee Harvey Oswald, who was in fact Marylin Monroes father from his previous marriage to Mrs Simpson (who changed her name avoid the scandal that she was the Mother of Elvis, whose FATHER was an Alien living on the moon, and hence the landing by the Titanic ON the moon as mentioned at the start.

Oh, and the ENTIRE Royal family are Aliens themselves and everyone who wins an honour is in fact killed and an alien takes their place. This is why the House of Lords is full of complete f*ck-wits.

Is it clear now?????
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Old 01 August 2008, 09:23 PM
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Thanks Kieran, I now understand
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But where is it?
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
But where is it?

The SEA of Tranquility.

Asleep


Gawd - you have to tell people EVERYTHING around here
Old 01 August 2008, 09:29 PM
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Where's that then?
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
Where's that then?


Gimme a shout when you want to go to the bog - **** wiping is a free service
Old 01 August 2008, 09:32 PM
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Oh that one
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How did it get there?
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
How did it get there?
You SEE!!!

YOU SEE!!!!

You doubt me!!!

Muwahahahahahahahaha!!!!


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