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Old 10 July 2008, 11:01 AM
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ohh my god

the boy buys the sun newspaper, so while he is outside doing some work i have had a quick read.


windy cows are having bright red tanks strapped to them to check the gases they let off - in a bid to beat global warming


complete with picture of cow number 503, with massive red tank on its back

FPMSL

this MUST be a windup, cant find the pic online at the moment
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Ha ha how long before we all have to wear tanks on our backs and pipes up our bums to combat "climate change"

And can't wait until someone walks upto the cow with a cigarette and we have our first exploding one.
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how do they stop over inflation?????
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Maybe we could all strap a cow to our car roofs with a pipe from the cows *** to a fuel tank. We could also collect milk through teh sunroof and tackle rising fuel costs and food costs at the same time.

The solutions are there if we just start thinking out of the box!!!!!
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
ohh my god

the boy buys the sun newspaper, so while he is outside doing some work i have had a quick read.


windy cows are having bright red tanks strapped to them to check the gases they let off - in a bid to beat global warming


complete with picture of cow number 503, with massive red tank on its back

FPMSL

this MUST be a windup, cant find the pic online at the moment
It might be a windup, but CO2 is constitutes something like .001% of the atmosphere and methane is a afr greater cause of global warming...
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Originally Posted by StickyMicky
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Is it me, or does that cow look properly distressed, with a tube up its ****?

Old 10 July 2008, 11:23 AM
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Cows breath out CO2 aswell so i suggest another tank to collect that, lets make cows eco friendly, i want to see more green cows
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dont you like the red ones ?
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Is it me, or does that cow look properly distressed, with a tube up its ****?

I was thinking 'instant, quick lighting bbq' myself
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At least you that, unlike most BBQ, itll be cooked in the middle.....
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Originally Posted by GC8
At least you that, unlike most BBQ, itll be cooked in the middle.....

didn't think of that, how long would i need to bbq it for?
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it probablywill actually cook from the middle if you light the pipe up its ****
Old 10 July 2008, 02:09 PM
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That is much too dangerous. Solar is the way to go:



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Do you think the cows have a race to see who can fill theres up first?

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I wonder if you can run a car off methane?
Old 10 July 2008, 06:23 PM
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Yup, they used to use gas to run vehicles during WWII. Also if cows eat to much clover after it rains, their guts blow up like a balloon. Seen a farmer stick one with a penknife to let it out. Apparently they can die if you don't. Any cow hands on here to confirm this??????
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Google strikes again

JBlog Central - The Jewish Blog Network | Ministry of Bovine Flatulence Collection-Cows and Global Warming

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Farting cow

Bullsh1t MOOOOOOOOOO
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Originally Posted by DYK
Farting cow

Bullsh1t MOOOOOOOOOO

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