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Old 25 June 2008, 06:46 PM
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"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."
Old 25 June 2008, 06:50 PM
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You should go far
Old 25 June 2008, 06:51 PM
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ooo ooo ooo, im interest.

you didnt say no fat lads
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you my **** and know that, held within your gentle hand, it will be hard for ever. No fat fingers."
edit for accuracy
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or gingers
Old 25 June 2008, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
You should go far
Yeah, all the way
Old 25 June 2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
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Brilliant lol
Old 25 June 2008, 07:49 PM
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TELEVISION TO BE CONTROLLED BY 200 LATENT HOMOSEXUALS - The Daily Mash

Thats you that is, Mr Impreza!

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Old 26 June 2008, 08:24 AM
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You are ok with mr impreza, warren. You are the wrong sex to give him his trouser explosions.

Not interested, sorry, I like my men over 40
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Old 26 June 2008, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."
Now that did make me laugh!

Les
Old 26 June 2008, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
yhea they used my body for the picture
Old 26 June 2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Not interested, sorry, I like my men over 40
im 24, turn that around and its 42, will that do
Old 26 June 2008, 11:06 PM
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reminds me of my old ad,

Single man seeks bird, arrive naked, bring food....
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
im 24, turn that around and its 42, will that do

Have you any grey hairs
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