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Old 21 June 2008, 10:18 PM
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Default Any body seen the new film Teeth?

Interesting concept and I bet uncomfortable for guys to watch.

Worth going to see?

The Movie


The condition the movie deals with (not for those with a sensitive disposition)
Old 21 June 2008, 11:59 PM
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It's not a real condition despite what that site tries to tell you... at a guess I'd say that site is just a marketing stooge for the film...
Old 22 June 2008, 07:02 AM
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LOL

Vagina dentata is not the title of a song from The Lion King;1 it is a subject more likely to be treated by the films of Ken Russell than by those of Uncle Walt. To Sigmund Freud, who is often credited with coining the term, vagina dentata certainly did not mean 'no worries.'
Old 22 June 2008, 07:32 AM
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they have put a lot of effort into that website, someone really has far to much time on their hands lol
Old 22 June 2008, 08:01 AM
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Not when you get paid a lot of money by the distribution company to do it...

Good film by the way, as is Donkeypunch
Old 22 June 2008, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by swampster
It's not a real condition despite what that site tries to tell you... at a guess I'd say that site is just a marketing stooge for the film...

Well the registrant is :

Pete Hotchkiss

And,
Registrant's address:

Lector Court 151-153
Farringdon Road
London
Greater London
EC1R 3AF
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It is specifically for the film
Old 22 June 2008, 08:36 AM
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No ****, Sherlock...

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Old 22 June 2008, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by swampster
It's not a real condition despite what that site tries to tell you... at a guess I'd say that site is just a marketing stooge for the film...


did you watch all that then at the end it says more info at vaggident .com must be a joke.


from The Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets by Barbara Walker

"Toothed vagina," the classic symbol of men's fear of sex, expressing the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse. Frued said, "Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals." But he had the reason wrong. The real reason for this "terrifying shock" is a mouth-symbolism, now recognized universally in myth and fantasy: "It is well-known in psychiatry that both males and females fantasize as a mouth the female's entranceway to the vagina."


http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata1.jpg


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Old 22 June 2008, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by swampster
It's not a real condition despite what that site tries to tell you... at a guess I'd say that site is just a marketing stooge for the film...
Aww... really...?
Damn, here's me feeling sorry for the sufferers of this terrible condition.
(the blokes I mean )
Old 22 June 2008, 12:39 PM
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Hang on hang on!....

It's not me that posted 2 links... one for the movie and and one for "The condition the movie deals with" as if they were indicating the latter was a REAL site...

And salsa-king, I haven't seen the film, so I didn't think anything about it...

Old 22 June 2008, 01:12 PM
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Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hold on a minute. STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!
A film? About a vag with teeth?
Now I am no Cannes Film snob who gets erect at french black and white films with subtitles or anything, but the concept of a film about a vag with teeth is without doubt THE most absurd concept ever

I shall go and watch that film as soon as Liverpool win the Premier League (never - for all you non football fans)
Old 22 June 2008, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hold on a minute. STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!
A film? About a vag with teeth?
Now I am no Cannes Film snob who gets erect at french black and white films with subtitles or anything, but the concept of a film about a vag with teeth is without doubt THE most absurd concept ever

I shall go and watch that film as soon as Liverpool win the Premier League (never - for all you non football fans)
no, you only need to watch this short clip.

Vagina Dentata


you will cringe at the thouht of it
Old 22 June 2008, 01:56 PM
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"theres been a few scrapes....but nothing major"..........lmao
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So has anyone seen it yet???
Old 22 June 2008, 02:40 PM
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ive got it on a preview dvd, just watched a few minutes, and realised its not something to watch whilst my 2 year old daughter is about. ile watch it later and report back.
Old 22 June 2008, 06:18 PM
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I'm sure this film is a remake ..
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
No ****, Sherlock...
Old 22 June 2008, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
I'm sure this film is a remake ..
I think Ken Russell did something along the same lines.
Deffo sounds like a Ken Russell thing anyway.
Old 22 June 2008, 07:36 PM
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I bet someone somewhere has teeth in their ******!
Old 22 June 2008, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
I bet someone somewhere has teeth in their ******!
I know someone that every time they open their mouth, I think they're a ****. Does that count?
Old 22 June 2008, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
I know someone that every time they open their mouth, I think they're a ****. Does that count?
very good
Old 22 June 2008, 11:44 PM
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Just watched this tonight & thought it was good, not quite what i was expecting ! Doesn't really portray men in a flattering light, but the undertone of Christian right-wing America brainwashing their kids with so called abstinence programmes was pretty thought provoking. It's not too gory but some blokes might wince a bit hehe.
The viral marketing websites were pretty funny too.
Old 23 June 2008, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dogs B******s
So has anyone seen it yet???
Yep and it's a lot better than you'd expect.

Sherlock: LOL
Old 23 June 2008, 12:30 PM
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Yeah, I watched it Sat night. Not sure it was what I expected, a little comical in some places, especially the bit with the rotty/sausage malarky! Was ok, seen a lot worse.

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Its like a cross between 'Juno' and 'I Spit on Your Grave'
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It's rubbish, but worth a peek for the cringe value!

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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
It's rubbish, but worth a peek for the minge value!

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Old 23 June 2008, 07:54 PM
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i watched it and it was ok i guess, funny in places, the guy put a rubber on and i shouted that it needed to be chainmail
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watching it tonight. will report later


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