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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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This will warm your heart.

The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind.

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to f*ck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna
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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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Brilliant!
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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:25 PM
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It's that old, she's 104 now.
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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:26 PM
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hmmm...an awful lot of words for a poor joke.

Old ladies are never like that, they bake you cookies and offer you endless cups of tea for as long as you are prepared to listen to them
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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
hmmm...an awful lot of words for a poor joke.

Old ladies are never like that, they bake you cookies and offer you endless cups of tea for as long as you are prepared to listen to them
Not met my ma then!
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Old Jun 20, 2008 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
Old ladies are never like that, they bake you cookies and offer you endless cups of tea for as long as you are prepared to listen to them
I disagree, I was with scoobyvirgin while he was taking his Evo apart, some old granny walked passed and said "Hello".

About twenty minutes later, she returned and seeing the job wasn't finished, she turned round and said "Still not done? Aren't you pi55ed off?"

I was struggling to keep a straight face
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Old Jun 21, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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Good one.

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