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Driving related-ish joke!
Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge.
Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing, babe?"
Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!"
Bruce gets a lump in his throat and climbs back into his car.
"Sheila, not only are you a great ****, but you're a good sport about it too!"
I once got the sack for laughing at work
Mind you, I was driving the hearse.
Driving related-ish joke!
Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge.
Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing, babe?"
Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!"
Bruce gets a lump in his throat and climbs back into his car.
"Sheila, not only are you a great ****, but you're a good sport about it too!"
I once got the sack for laughing at work
Mind you, I was driving the hearse.
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